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    הומור על הורות, על ילדים ועל מה שקורה בינהם. כתוב באנגלית כי הוא לקוח מהאתר שלי באנגלית http://www.hiddentruhsofparenting.com

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    0 תגובות   יום ראשון, 26/1/14, 09:50

    שתיים מתוך האמיתות החדשות של ההורות באתר http://www.hiddentruthsofparenting.com

     

     

    Hidden Truth of Parenting # 424: I’d like to tell my children they are out of line, but my lines are kind of fuzzy.

    Hidden Truth of Parenting # 427: Diapers are a lot less messy than a boy missing the bowl.

     

     

    קראו, הקליקו, חלקו עם חבריכם וקנו את הספר

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      3 תגובות   יום שני, 20/1/14, 09:26
      האמת הסודית הזו על הורות היא קצת יותר חנונית ופוצי מוצי מהקיטורים הרגילים שלי על ילדים - אבל בכל זאת אני עומד מאחורי כל מילה  

      Hidden Truth of Parenting # 420: Learn this from your kids – you don’t need to understand the rules in order to play the game. 


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        6 תגובות   יום שלישי, 14/1/14, 23:45

        טוב, אז כבר מזמן לא עדכנתי את האתר שלי Hidden Truths of Parenting - insights and jokes וממילא גם לא פה, אבל בימים האחרונים החלטתי שאני חייב להגיע לפחות ל-500 שם, אז הוספתי כמה אמיתות חדשות כמו למשל: 

         

        Hidden Truth of Parenting # 414: Allowing your kids to fly only means you’ll get hit when they spread their wings.

         

        בקרו באתר, שתפו, לייקקו וכל מה שצריך ואני אודה לכם לנצח נצחים 

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          0 תגובות   יום רביעי, 31/8/11, 19:01

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #266: No matter where you go with your kids, you will always leave twice.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #267: Holding a kid with stomach flu is a true test of your love, and your speed.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #268: Children find toilet paper to be both edible and decorative.

           

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          Hidden truths of parenting #269: Kids climb up trees like monkeys, climbing down however is all too human and involves mostly begging and crying. 

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #270: A loose stool means a lost day.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #271: Children love mud about as much as you hate it. But their love is pure. 

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #272: Children seem to hit each other at random, just to check if everything still works.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #273: Band-aids are like alcohol for children, they seem to solve everything, even if only for a while.  

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #274: Your kids serve as an excellent remainder of how annoying you can be.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #275: Much like the situation in the Middle East, when your kids fight there

          is no way to tell who started. 

           

           

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            0 תגובות   יום שישי , 15/7/11, 23:47

            Hidden truths of parenting #256: Kids’ curiosity is a real trial for you bullshitting skills.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #257: A play-date is a war between your desire to show a presentable house and your kids need to display all their toys. You’ll lose.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #258: Surprisingly, you actually have to teach your kid not to hold the sides of a urinal.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #259: Some family photos are taken out of spite – snapped for the sole propose of embarrassing your kids with when they grow up.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #260: Children master the complexities and subtleties of language with amazing ease. And yet are very slow to let go of guttural primal screaming.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #261: Exhausted kids prefer whining over sleep, leaving you no option but to join the former.  

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #262: Since boys don’t like pink, my little girl decided she needs a color to dislike too – I think we’ll go with mauve. Im not sure what it is, and I have a couple of years before she finds out.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #263: Education means being nasty to your kids now, in the vague hope they won’t be nasty to you later.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #264: Smartphones are only as smart as their users, which, if you’re not careful, is likely to be 4 years old.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #265: kids love having guests over. It’s always good to have someone new to fight with. 

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              0 תגובות   יום חמישי, 23/6/11, 22:03

              Hidden truths of parenting #246: It’s amazing how quickly a pink little cherub can become a red ball of seething rage.

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #247: Children are terrible at telling lies; do I really need to teach them to be better at it?

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #248: A kid’s incessant questioning can never be stopped by mere answers.

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #249: Children associate a good time with noise. You can tell how much fun they are having by the level and pitch of the squeals they produce.

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #250: Sometime an opportunity will present itself when you have both the time and the energy to play with your kids and do whatever they want. They will find it very confusing, and this situation is to be avoided. 

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #251: Whoever came up with “out of the mouths of babes” obviously had no children, they just babble.

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #252: Kids do nothing unless specifically told to. Or if it’s bad for them.

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #253: It is true some things are like riding a bicycle. Riding a bicycle however isn’t.

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #254: Having kids is a great way to expose yourself to diseases you only ever read about in books like Herpes and Scarlet Fever, what’s next? The plague?

               

               

              Hidden truths of parenting #255: When a child is born, you would kill for them during the day and want to kill them at night.  It doesn’t last. By the time they’re two, and you want to kill them during the day and would only kill for them when they are sound asleep. (Inspires by Yael Netzer)

               

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