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    1 תגובות   יום שלישי, 27/9/11, 11:50

    Hidden truths of parenting #275: Much like the situation in the Middle East, when your kids fight there is no way to tell who started.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #276: Always postpone discussing birthday plans with your kids or you will spend months talking about cake shapes and party themes. A few days after the party will do.  

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #277: Something should be done about the fact you have to hold yourself to the standards you teach your kids. At least while they’re awake.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #278: Before promising your kids any outdoor activity, make sure there is a thunderstorm coming (attrib. Michael Schmidt)

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #279: Imagination is hard to fight, coupled with the confidence you worked so hard to instill in the fruit of your loin this means you will have to accept the existence of jet powered monster trucks. 

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #280: God damn it. My kids grew some backbone.  

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #281: It’s amazing how early kids begin dismissing you with “fine” when you ask about their day.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #282: Planning a 3-year-old’s birthday is as bad as planning a wedding, minus the sitting arrangements but with added stress over cake.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #283: How is “go to your room” a form of punishment? I would kill for someone to send me to mine.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #284: Kids enjoy sharing their gossip, but there is only so much you can believe happened to one teddy bear.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #285: There is something seriously wrong with the fact that I have to wade through toys to get to the bath. 

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      0 תגובות   יום חמישי, 23/6/11, 22:03

      Hidden truths of parenting #246: It’s amazing how quickly a pink little cherub can become a red ball of seething rage.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #247: Children are terrible at telling lies; do I really need to teach them to be better at it?

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #248: A kid’s incessant questioning can never be stopped by mere answers.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #249: Children associate a good time with noise. You can tell how much fun they are having by the level and pitch of the squeals they produce.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #250: Sometime an opportunity will present itself when you have both the time and the energy to play with your kids and do whatever they want. They will find it very confusing, and this situation is to be avoided. 

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #251: Whoever came up with “out of the mouths of babes” obviously had no children, they just babble.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #252: Kids do nothing unless specifically told to. Or if it’s bad for them.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #253: It is true some things are like riding a bicycle. Riding a bicycle however isn’t.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #254: Having kids is a great way to expose yourself to diseases you only ever read about in books like Herpes and Scarlet Fever, what’s next? The plague?

       

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #255: When a child is born, you would kill for them during the day and want to kill them at night.  It doesn’t last. By the time they’re two, and you want to kill them during the day and would only kill for them when they are sound asleep. (Inspires by Yael Netzer)

       

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