
Hidden truths of parenting #236: Dry wit is lost on children; they just drool all over it.
Hidden truths of parenting #237: Watching sports with my kids is like watching it with my wife – both are primarily concerned about who’s wearing what.
Hidden truths of parenting #238: Playing ball with your kid may mislead you into believing you are good at sports. Wait for other kids to join for a quick reality check.
Hidden truths of parenting #239: Running a fever may get you off work, but nothing gets you off play time.
Hidden truths of parenting #240: Horror awaits those who seek to understand their kids’ gibberish words. Horror, and some novel ways of saying poo.
Hidden truths of parenting #241: They say “the Devil will find work for idle hands to do”. He does busy hands too, and they carry much more dirt.
Hidden truths of parenting #242: It’s really hard not laughing at your kid when you teach him how to hit with his fist.
Hidden truths of parenting #243: The key to solving the world’s energy problems lies in harnessing the power of kids getting out of bed come bedtime.
Hidden truths of parenting #244: No kid is cute after 10pm.
Hidden truths of parenting #245: You can inflict you children on strangers, but they may retaliate with their own. |
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