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    0 תגובות   יום רביעי, 31/8/11, 19:01

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #266: No matter where you go with your kids, you will always leave twice.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #267: Holding a kid with stomach flu is a true test of your love, and your speed.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #268: Children find toilet paper to be both edible and decorative.

     

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    Hidden truths of parenting #269: Kids climb up trees like monkeys, climbing down however is all too human and involves mostly begging and crying. 

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #270: A loose stool means a lost day.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #271: Children love mud about as much as you hate it. But their love is pure. 

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #272: Children seem to hit each other at random, just to check if everything still works.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #273: Band-aids are like alcohol for children, they seem to solve everything, even if only for a while.  

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #274: Your kids serve as an excellent remainder of how annoying you can be.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #275: Much like the situation in the Middle East, when your kids fight there

    is no way to tell who started. 

     

     

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      0 תגובות   יום שישי , 15/7/11, 23:47

      Hidden truths of parenting #256: Kids’ curiosity is a real trial for you bullshitting skills.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #257: A play-date is a war between your desire to show a presentable house and your kids need to display all their toys. You’ll lose.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #258: Surprisingly, you actually have to teach your kid not to hold the sides of a urinal.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #259: Some family photos are taken out of spite – snapped for the sole propose of embarrassing your kids with when they grow up.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #260: Children master the complexities and subtleties of language with amazing ease. And yet are very slow to let go of guttural primal screaming.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #261: Exhausted kids prefer whining over sleep, leaving you no option but to join the former.  

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #262: Since boys don’t like pink, my little girl decided she needs a color to dislike too – I think we’ll go with mauve. Im not sure what it is, and I have a couple of years before she finds out.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #263: Education means being nasty to your kids now, in the vague hope they won’t be nasty to you later.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #264: Smartphones are only as smart as their users, which, if you’re not careful, is likely to be 4 years old.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #265: kids love having guests over. It’s always good to have someone new to fight with. 

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