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    0 תגובות   יום שישי , 22/10/10, 12:26

    Hidden truths of parenting #146: It’s not cell-phones that made alarm clocks obsolete, its procreation.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #147: Everything is associated with teething - fever, a runny nose, mosquito bites, an eclipse. (attib. Irete Hamdani)

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #148: The warning signs your son may be gay include: excessive interest in clothe, a working knowledge of the color fuchsia, and breathing.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #149: When your kid role-plays and decides he is the Forces of Evil, should you respect his independent thought process or call a shrink?

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      0 תגובות   יום שני, 18/10/10, 11:20

      Hidden truths of parenting #143: You may find out your kids are evil. But in a good way.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #144: Children are natural capitalists, they always want more. In fact, it is children who pushed the Chinese economy to where it is today. Sadly they push at both ends.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #145: Children get really flabbergasted when they run out of things to whine about. 

       

       

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        0 תגובות   יום ראשון, 10/10/10, 13:59

        Hidden truths of parenting #140: Sometimes your kids will break your heart by crying; sometimes it’ll just be your balls.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #141: One can draw great pleasure from watching his children sleep. Just don’t dally too long, or your 20 minutes of peace and quiet will be gone.


        Hidden truths of parenting #142: There is a real educational challenge in explaining to your kids that bouncing on certain areas is not recommended if they ever want another sibling. It’s not the sex part that’s a problem; it’s their renewed enthusiasm once they get it.

         

         


         

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          0 תגובות   יום שלישי, 5/10/10, 17:09

          Hidden truths of parenting #136: No activity known to man is as tiring as a 4-year-olds birthday.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #137: Prepare for when your kid can show you up by knowing more than you do. It’ll happen sooner than you might think.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #138: Children sleep in the oddest positions – what can possibly make someone sleep flat on their belly with their feet in the air?

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #139: Assembling toys together is a good way to strengthen your father-son bonds, providing the little brat stays out of the way. 

           


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