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    1 תגובות   יום שישי , 26/11/10, 20:15

    Hidden truths of parenting #166: Finally, my kid stopped talking about flags and capitals. Sadly, he moved on to dinosaurs, which have longer names that are even harder to pronounce then Bujumbura.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #167: Eureka! –Velcro pajamas! Stick them in bed and scrape them out come morning.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #168: Having a sleepover is like stepping on glass after you stubbed you toe. Yeah, things can get worst.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #169: Having friends over uncovers a surprising advantage of having a scrawny, weak kid - yours is much easier to manhandle.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #170: Children receive nutrients from meals, snacks and various things found under the cupboard (attrib. Mark Veling)

     

     

     

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      5 תגובות   יום רביעי, 17/11/10, 22:05

      Hidden truths of parenting #161: I’m beginning to suspect my kids held a bet on who can go the longest being ill. I’m losing.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #162: Every child has a beast lurking within. Typically, a plastic dinosaur.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #163: Apparently bedtime is like the speed of light, just as you about to reach it, time stretches into infinity.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #164: There is no f*#king way to stop your kids’ swearing.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #165: Kids, you can’t live with them… That’s all I’ve got. 

       

       

       

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        0 תגובות   יום רביעי, 10/11/10, 00:07

        Hidden truths of parenting #150: The more persuasion your kid requires to go to bed the less coherent your arguments become. As you both decay into a screaming mass of snot and tears don’t give up. Keep your eyes on the prize. You may get as much as a full hour of peace and quiet.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #151: Kid’s aim leaves something to be desired, which makes blowing your nose in the toilet a risky business.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #152: It’s amazing how quickly one reverts back to his old habits of sleeping in and waking up groggy for no real reason when the kids spend a night away.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #153: Careful what you teach a 4 year-old. I now get a headache whenever anyone mentions the word “flag”.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #154: Children have no qualms about where they defecate. You however do, so you become very self-conscious standing next to them, pretending they are not yours. 

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #155: Kids are natural health and safety inspectors - they can find a plastic bag, electric cord or a poisonous plant anywhere. (attib. Irete Hamdani)

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #156: Whoever coined the phrase “like taking candy from a baby” obviously never met a 2 year-old girl.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #157: It’s surprisingly hard to get a kid to stop whining about a lost toy when they are holding it.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #158: Kids are great accessories, provided you can keep them clean.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #159: My children use selective hearing to great effect. So great it may land them at the doctor’s office.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #160: The broken pile of plastic which is you kids’ toys will forever grow to be just over the capacity of your storage space.

         

         

         

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