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    2 תגובות   יום חמישי, 23/12/10, 15:14

    Hidden truths of parenting #186: You get a nice, fuzzy, warm feeling when your child falls asleep in your arms, soon to be replaced by the numb pain of your muscles atrophying.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #187: There is something scary about the unbridled joy of a little girl wielding a hammer, chasing two older boys around, and making them cry.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #188: Once a child decides they are off diapers; there is no limit to the number of pants they’ll go through in a day.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #189: No child is left behind only really works if you have just one child.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #190: You spend so much time trying to get your kid to tell you about their day; it becomes embarrassing to ask them to shut-up for a second.

     

     

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      0 תגובות   יום חמישי, 23/12/10, 15:13

      Hidden truths of parenting #186: You get a nice, fuzzy, warm feeling when your child falls asleep in your arms, soon to be replaced by the numb pain of your muscles atrophying.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #187: There is something scary about the unbridled joy of a little girl wielding a hammer, chasing two older boys around, and making them cry.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #188: Once a child decides they are off diapers; there is no limit to the number of pants they’ll go through in a day.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #189: No child is left behind only really works if you have just one child.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #190: You spend so much time trying to get your kid to tell you about their day; it becomes embarrassing to ask them to shut-up for a second.

       

       

      The Hidden Truths of Parenting

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      parenting humor

      funny parents

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        1 תגובות   יום שישי , 17/12/10, 00:35

        Hidden truths of parenting #181: Kids aren’t very smart. How gullible do you have to be, to believe a kiss will make it better?

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #182: This is how children think – if it drives a parent mad, it’s worth doing. If it drives them both mad, it’s worth teaching to siblings.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #183: Kids love making up new words. Disappointingly most of them just mean poo.

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #184: If they climb into it in the middle of the night a child will expand to fit any size bed (Attrib. Tal Ouziel Carmel).

         

        Hidden truths of parenting #185: The only difference between a two year-old playing hide-and-seek and an ostrich is that the ostrich story is a myth.

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          1 תגובות   יום שבת, 11/12/10, 10:09

          Hidden truths of parenting #176: Here is why most families have both a father and a mother. It takes two adults to tire one child.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #177: Happy children make such are a shrill, piercing, noise you’ll find yourself wishing they were sad a little more often.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #178: When about to throw a game to build your kids confidence, it's best to make sure he’s not already winning.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #179: Remember when you were young and the weekend used to just fly you by? Well, the laws of conservation will not be denied – when you have kids, they will last forever.

           

          Hidden truths of parenting #180: As you take a stroll with your kids, you’ll be surprised at how slow baby steps really are. 

           

           


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            3 תגובות   יום שבת, 4/12/10, 23:33

            Hidden truths of parenting #171: Don't you blame it on sunshine/Don't blame it on moonlight/Don't blame it on good times/Blame it on your kid.

            They really can’t control their feet.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #172: Amazingly, moving becomes easier once you have children - your life is a mess anyway.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #173: Affluent society means that when you move, your son has a whole crate labeled cars. 

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #174: Your kids’ first encounter with grief over the loss of a loved one is normally a dummy gone missing for a couple of hours.

             

            Hidden truths of parenting #175: Kids can be really helpful if properly motivated.

            Ok, bribed.

             


             

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