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    2 תגובות   יום שלישי, 5/4/11, 10:58

    Hidden truths of parenting #206: When your kid asks “What did you get me?” prepared to be grilled.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #207: The only difference between raising boys and raising girls is that boys do not consider clothe a gift. The same goes for men.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #208: Growing a mustache will make you a kindergarten celebrity.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #209: You’ll find that when your son’s kindergarten teacher tells you he swears a lot, you’ll think to yourself “shit, how did that happen?”

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #210: Occasionally, your kids will fall asleep on time without making a fuss. Time to call your boss; you'll need the day off tomorrow.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #211: Breaking your kids’ heart is easier then it seems. It mends easily too, providing you have candy.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #212: All kids have Synaesthesia, they can’t taste sound, but apparently they can taste the color of candy. Why else will they fight over a blue M&M?

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #213: Children will stay glued to the television screen indefinitely providing you don’t need them to be quiet for a while.

     

    Hidden Truth of parenting #214: Mommy is always right, unless daddy disagrees, in which case they are both right.

     

    Hidden truth of parenting #215: When you tack tuck your kids in; your phone is your worst enemy.

     

    Hidden truth of parenting #216: The cavalry and mommy often mean the same thing.

     

    Hidden truth of parenting #217: "Buy more pegs" is the one piece of advice missing from parenting guides. Kids wear really tiny clothes.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #218: Feeling under the weather will bring out the best in your children. They will go to great lengths to take care of you. And you’ll only need to clean the mess they made when you get better.  

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #219: Developing your kids’ imagination will cost you when it’s time to dress them up in costumes.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #220: convincing your kids Brussels sprouts’ are yummy makes you feel like a young Goebbels.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #221: My kid now plays “Snakes and Ladders” wherever he goes – resulting in any walk taking at least fifteen minutes and me screaming numbers trying to get him to move along.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #222: A child falling asleep in front of the television will immediately wake up if you try turning it off, or, god forbid, change the channel. 

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #223: Balloons are just tears waiting to happen.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #224: Schoolyard politics is way more complicated then parliamentary ones, possibly because kids can’t tell right from left.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #225: You know you have a girl when the pink crayons are half the size of any other color. 

     

     

     

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