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    0 תגובות   יום שלישי, 31/5/11, 18:40

    Hidden truths of parenting #236: Dry wit is lost on children; they just drool all over it.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #237: Watching sports with my kids is like watching it with my wife – both are primarily concerned about who’s wearing what.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #238: Playing ball with your kid may mislead you into believing you are good at sports. Wait for other kids to join for a quick reality check.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #239: Running a fever may get you off work, but nothing gets you off play time.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #240: Horror awaits those who seek to understand their kids’ gibberish words. Horror, and some novel ways of saying poo.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #241: They say “the Devil will find work for idle hands to do”. He does busy hands too, and they carry much more dirt.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #242: It’s really hard not laughing at your kid when you teach him how to hit with his fist.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #243: The key to solving the world’s energy problems lies in harnessing the power of kids getting out of bed come bedtime.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #244: No kid is cute after 10pm.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #245: You can inflict you children on strangers, but they may retaliate with their own.  

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      1 תגובות   יום שני, 2/5/11, 23:09

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #226: Never break the first rule of parenting, “accept any help offered”, or be prepared to face the consequences, in this case lugging a sleeping kid around town.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #227: Amazingly, 4 year-olds can get nostalgic.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #228: Unlike other mammals – children migrate at night (thanks Marco Diamanti)

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #229: Holding kids younger than your own fills you with an odd mix of tenderness, nostalgia and dread. 

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #230: “With great power comes great responsibility”, yeah, yeah. Still, saying “because I say so” feels great. 

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #231: Getting back to your kids after being away for a while means you can go almost a full hour before they get on your nerves.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #232: They now pimp toy cars too.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #233: If you have a kid with a vivid imagination you’ll never be able to throw anything away.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #234: It’s really hard to get your kid’s imaginary friends to listen to logic.

       

      Hidden truths of parenting #235: Damn kids figured out the “quiet game” was just a way to shut them up.

       

       

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