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    ארכיון : 6/2011

    0 תגובות   יום חמישי, 23/6/11, 22:03

    Hidden truths of parenting #246: It’s amazing how quickly a pink little cherub can become a red ball of seething rage.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #247: Children are terrible at telling lies; do I really need to teach them to be better at it?

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #248: A kid’s incessant questioning can never be stopped by mere answers.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #249: Children associate a good time with noise. You can tell how much fun they are having by the level and pitch of the squeals they produce.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #250: Sometime an opportunity will present itself when you have both the time and the energy to play with your kids and do whatever they want. They will find it very confusing, and this situation is to be avoided. 

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #251: Whoever came up with “out of the mouths of babes” obviously had no children, they just babble.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #252: Kids do nothing unless specifically told to. Or if it’s bad for them.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #253: It is true some things are like riding a bicycle. Riding a bicycle however isn’t.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #254: Having kids is a great way to expose yourself to diseases you only ever read about in books like Herpes and Scarlet Fever, what’s next? The plague?

     

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #255: When a child is born, you would kill for them during the day and want to kill them at night.  It doesn’t last. By the time they’re two, and you want to kill them during the day and would only kill for them when they are sound asleep. (Inspires by Yael Netzer)

     

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