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    ארכיון : 7/2011

    0 תגובות   יום שישי , 15/7/11, 23:47

    Hidden truths of parenting #256: Kids’ curiosity is a real trial for you bullshitting skills.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #257: A play-date is a war between your desire to show a presentable house and your kids need to display all their toys. You’ll lose.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #258: Surprisingly, you actually have to teach your kid not to hold the sides of a urinal.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #259: Some family photos are taken out of spite – snapped for the sole propose of embarrassing your kids with when they grow up.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #260: Children master the complexities and subtleties of language with amazing ease. And yet are very slow to let go of guttural primal screaming.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #261: Exhausted kids prefer whining over sleep, leaving you no option but to join the former.  

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #262: Since boys don’t like pink, my little girl decided she needs a color to dislike too – I think we’ll go with mauve. Im not sure what it is, and I have a couple of years before she finds out.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #263: Education means being nasty to your kids now, in the vague hope they won’t be nasty to you later.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #264: Smartphones are only as smart as their users, which, if you’re not careful, is likely to be 4 years old.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #265: kids love having guests over. It’s always good to have someone new to fight with. 

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