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    ארכיון : 9/2011

    1 תגובות   יום שלישי, 27/9/11, 11:50

    Hidden truths of parenting #275: Much like the situation in the Middle East, when your kids fight there is no way to tell who started.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #276: Always postpone discussing birthday plans with your kids or you will spend months talking about cake shapes and party themes. A few days after the party will do.  

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #277: Something should be done about the fact you have to hold yourself to the standards you teach your kids. At least while they’re awake.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #278: Before promising your kids any outdoor activity, make sure there is a thunderstorm coming (attrib. Michael Schmidt)

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #279: Imagination is hard to fight, coupled with the confidence you worked so hard to instill in the fruit of your loin this means you will have to accept the existence of jet powered monster trucks. 

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #280: God damn it. My kids grew some backbone.  

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #281: It’s amazing how early kids begin dismissing you with “fine” when you ask about their day.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #282: Planning a 3-year-old’s birthday is as bad as planning a wedding, minus the sitting arrangements but with added stress over cake.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #283: How is “go to your room” a form of punishment? I would kill for someone to send me to mine.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #284: Kids enjoy sharing their gossip, but there is only so much you can believe happened to one teddy bear.

     

    Hidden truths of parenting #285: There is something seriously wrong with the fact that I have to wade through toys to get to the bath. 

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