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    How can I be more Israeli?

    How can I be more Israeli?

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    38 תגובות   יום שני, 13/8/07, 16:56

    I spoke today to an English guy, and it was like drinking a cool glass of water. He got my jokes, and I got his. He was so gentle and sweet and the conversation flowed.

    It made me homesick.

    And I ask myself how will I survive in this crazy place?

     

    Your all Israeli, how do you do it….

     

    Can you share your cultural secrets with me, how can I be a real Israeli?

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        15/8/07 11:55:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-15 01:10:03

      ok now your flirting with photos, I worry about you. lol

      ho behave!

        15/8/07 01:10:
      ok now your flirting with photos, I worry about you. lol
        15/8/07 00:44:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 10:26:13

       

      Quote: יורן 2007-08-14 09:42:23

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:20:51

       

      Quote: יורן 2007-08-13 23:49:49

      There is one major thing you need to do to pass as an Israeli, master the language and slang. The rest is BS.To become a real Israeli you would need to put on those greens that girl in the photo is wearing for 2 years.Wear your colors with pride, and be an English lady in TLV. More exciting, way cooler.

       

       It seems that your always reminding me that's it's cool to be English, so maybe your right...I should exploit it more....hehe.

      by the way if you type up Israeli in google images this is what you get....enjoy them;

       

       

        

      Cool for you my dear, as in it suits ya. I wouldn’t say being English is cool. Jamaican yes, Italian, maybe but English im not so sure.And thanks for the photo, nice gesture צוחק.

      .

       

      I beg to differ it is very cool to be English....

      and I am glad you liked the gesture....I know you love women...hehe

      ho you do, do you? תמים

        14/8/07 22:30:

       

      Quote: cg91 2007-08-14 19:31:38

      Don't go chaning

      to try to please me....

      I love you just the way you are"

       

      aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa that's so sweet and u made my day

        14/8/07 22:29:

       

      Quote: האיש האפור 2007-08-14 19:27:44

      Arabic is more easy,

      It has only a few words.

      You could use them everywhere you go 

      And think…

      Less then 6-7 million ppl are speaking Hebrew (and not all of them are understand what them talking about… )

      But Arabic is more widely use.. and next time you go Sinai you could communicate with the Bedouins much better..

      if i can use it in sinai it's already an insentive

        14/8/07 19:31:

      Don't go chaning

      to try to please me....

      I love you just the way you are"

       

        14/8/07 19:27:

      Arabic is more easy,

      It has only a few words.

      You could use them everywhere you go 

      And think…

      Less then 6-7 million ppl are speaking Hebrew (and not all of them are understand what them talking about… )

      But Arabic is more widely use.. and next time you go Sinai you could communicate with the Bedouins much better..

        14/8/07 19:08:

       

      Quote: האיש האפור 2007-08-14 19:00:48

      תלמדי לקלל בערבית..

       

      זה מאוד יעלה לך את מפלס ה Israelism.

       

      :-)

       

      now I also have to learn arabic....isn't hebrew bad enough.....

        14/8/07 19:03:

      כשואלים ישראלי איך הייתה החתונה-

       

      הוא עונה איך היה האוכל..

       

       

        14/8/07 19:00:

      תלמדי לקלל בערבית..

       

      זה מאוד יעלה לך את מפלס ה Israelism.

       

      :-)

       

        14/8/07 12:19:

       

      Quote: משה אלון 2007-08-14 11:47:37

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:17:18

      Quote: משה אלון 2007-08-13 23:38:14

      You really don't have to be Israeli. You so miss the coolness of the great England, then simply take a coat and remain pure English woman. Darwin would tell you to return immediately to England in order to preserve your genes. The single thing that I miss is the Jerusalem coolness, with the English coolness (the human one) I wouldn't survive.

      And believe me I tried.

      Thus far it was in Hebrew - English now I'll say it in British English:Ho my dear, it seems to me that it's worth to think again on this issue.Good night my dear! Pleasant dreams!

       

      well I found your advice eye opening, yeah your right the english as a society are a bit cold....I guess I can survive being british but I do miss the rain....

      Me too, more then you can imagine.

      ahhhhaaaaaaaaa they have so much to spare now....

        14/8/07 12:18:

       

      i can't believe your still answering.....hehe

      still...עצוב

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fBj2wsimvQ

        14/8/07 12:04:

       

      Quote: hagaij 2007-08-14 10:34:08

      A personal post just for you!

       

      fabulous replay with full attention as always and I gave you a star there....

      love ya....you crazy mixed up kid.

        14/8/07 12:04:

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-14 10:32:04

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 10:26:49

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-14 09:44:07

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:40:32

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-13 20:04:47

      be yourself...

       

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegVfzEbjyc

      should i understand your going through a talk talk phase?

      well very nice, a double treat....

      אהה, אחד הדברים בלהיות ישראלי זה:

      לענות על מה שלא שאלו אותך

      ולחשוב שהתשובה שלך היא הכי טובה :  )

       

      ok I got it....answer questions when they are not asking you...hehe

      how am I doing so far?

      מממ,

      be yourself...

       

      Life's what you make it

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I :

       

      I Believe In You

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegVfzEbjyc :

       

       

      i can't believe your still answering.....hehe

        14/8/07 11:47:

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:17:18

      Quote: משה אלון 2007-08-13 23:38:14

      You really don't have to be Israeli. You so miss the coolness of the great England, then simply take a coat and remain pure English woman. Darwin would tell you to return immediately to England in order to preserve your genes. The single thing that I miss is the Jerusalem coolness, with the English coolness (the human one) I wouldn't survive.

      And believe me I tried.

      Thus far it was in Hebrew - English now I'll say it in British English:Ho my dear, it seems to me that it's worth to think again on this issue.Good night my dear! Pleasant dreams!

       

      well I found your advice eye opening, yeah your right the english as a society are a bit cold....I guess I can survive being british but I do miss the rain....

      Me too, more then you can imagine.

        14/8/07 10:34:

      A personal post just for you!

       

        14/8/07 10:32:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 10:26:49

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-14 09:44:07

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:40:32

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-13 20:04:47

      be yourself...

       

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegVfzEbjyc

      should i understand your going through a talk talk phase?

      well very nice, a double treat....

      אהה, אחד הדברים בלהיות ישראלי זה:

      לענות על מה שלא שאלו אותך

      ולחשוב שהתשובה שלך היא הכי טובה :  )

       

      ok I got it....answer questions when they are not asking you...hehe

      how am I doing so far?

      מממ,

      be yourself...

       

      Life's what you make it

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I :

       

      I Believe In You

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegVfzEbjyc :

       

       

        14/8/07 10:26:

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-14 09:44:07

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:40:32

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-13 20:04:47

      be yourself...

       

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegVfzEbjyc

      should i understand your going through a talk talk phase?

      well very nice, a double treat....

      אהה, אחד הדברים בלהיות ישראלי זה:

      לענות על מה שלא שאלו אותך

      ולחשוב שהתשובה שלך היא הכי טובה :  )

       

      ok I got it....answer questions when they are not asking you...hehe

      how am I doing so far?

        14/8/07 10:26:

       

      Quote: יורן 2007-08-14 09:42:23

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:20:51

       

      Quote: יורן 2007-08-13 23:49:49

      There is one major thing you need to do to pass as an Israeli, master the language and slang. The rest is BS.To become a real Israeli you would need to put on those greens that girl in the photo is wearing for 2 years.Wear your colors with pride, and be an English lady in TLV. More exciting, way cooler.

       

       It seems that your always reminding me that's it's cool to be English, so maybe your right...I should exploit it more....hehe.

      by the way if you type up Israeli in google images this is what you get....enjoy them;

       

       

        

      Cool for you my dear, as in it suits ya. I wouldn’t say being English is cool. Jamaican yes, Italian, maybe but English im not so sure.And thanks for the photo, nice gesture צוחק.

      .

       

      I beg to differ it is very cool to be English....

      and I am glad you liked the gesture....I know you love women...hehe

        14/8/07 09:44:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:40:32

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-13 20:04:47

      be yourself...

       

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegVfzEbjyc

      should i understand your going through a talk talk phase?

      well very nice, a double treat....

      אהה, אחד הדברים בלהיות ישראלי זה:

      לענות על מה שלא שאלו אותך

      ולחשוב שהתשובה שלך היא הכי טובה :  )

        14/8/07 09:42:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-14 09:20:51

       

      Quote: יורן 2007-08-13 23:49:49

      There is one major thing you need to do to pass as an Israeli, master the language and slang. The rest is BS.To become a real Israeli you would need to put on those greens that girl in the photo is wearing for 2 years.Wear your colors with pride, and be an English lady in TLV. More exciting, way cooler.

       

       It seems that your always reminding me that's it's cool to be English, so maybe your right...I should exploit it more....hehe.

      by the way if you type up Israeli in google images this is what you get....enjoy them;

       

       

        

      Cool for you my dear, as in it suits ya. I wouldn’t say being English is cool. Jamaican yes, Italian, maybe but English im not so sure.And thanks for the photo, nice gesture צוחק.

      .

        14/8/07 09:40:

       

      Quote: מוטליס 2007-08-13 20:04:47

      be yourself...

       

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMoRVrqx_I

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegVfzEbjyc

      should i understand your going through a talk talk phase?

      well very nice, a double treat....

        14/8/07 09:34:

       

      Quote: עותי 2007-08-14 01:17:51

       

      STAY AS YA' ARE

      X

       

      I had to delete your picture as it was too big and couldn't fit in the page, cutting down all the words...so sorry....

      but I have added a new hug from me....please accept my apologies...

       

       

        14/8/07 09:24:

       

      Quote: עותי 2007-08-14 01:17:51

       

      STAY AS YA' ARE

      X

       thank you bunny....

      you know you have totally changed my life with the photos thing.....you are such a joy to know...kisses

       

       

        14/8/07 09:20:

       

      Quote: יורן 2007-08-13 23:49:49

      There is one major thing you need to do to pass as an Israeli, master the language and slang. The rest is BS.To become a real Israeli you would need to put on those greens that girl in the photo is wearing for 2 years.Wear your colors with pride, and be an English lady in TLV. More exciting, way cooler.

       

       It seems that your always reminding me that's it's cool to be English, so maybe your right...I should exploit it more....hehe.

      by the way if you type up Israeli in google images this is what you get....enjoy them;

       

       

        14/8/07 09:17:

       

      Quote: משה אלון 2007-08-13 23:38:14

      You really don't have to be Israeli. You so miss the coolness of the great England, then simply take a coat and remain pure English woman. Darwin would tell you to return immediately to England in order to preserve your genes. The single thing that I miss is the Jerusalem coolness, with the English coolness (the human one) I wouldn't survive.

      And believe me I tried.

       

      Thus far it was in Hebrew - English now I'll say it in British English:Ho my dear, it seems to me that it's worth to think again on this issue.Good night my dear! Pleasant dreams!

       

      well I found your advice eye opening, yeah your right the english as a society are a bit cold....I guess I can survive being british but I do miss the rain....

       

       

        14/8/07 09:14:

       

      Quote: soulcat 2007-08-13 23:17:23

      YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET

      WAIT UNTILL I DO MY FREHA THING

      LOVE

      LOVE

      LOVE

       hit me with it baby, I am sure you can do a charmin freha....

       

      here's a little picture for your day

       

       

      love ya 

        13/8/07 23:49:
      There is one major thing you need to do to pass as an Israeli, master the language and slang. The rest is BS.To become a real Israeli you would need to put on those greens that girl in the photo is wearing for 2 years.Wear your colors with pride, and be an English lady in TLV. More exciting, way cooler.

       

        13/8/07 23:38:
      You really don't have to be Israeli. You so miss the coolness of the great England, then simply take a coat and remain pure English woman. Darwin would tell you to return immediately to England in order to preserve your genes. The single thing that I miss is the Jerusalem coolness, with the English coolness (the human one) I wouldn't survive.

      And believe me I tried.

       

      Thus far it was in Hebrew - English now I'll say it in British English:Ho my dear, it seems to me that it's worth to think again on this issue.Good night my dear! Pleasant dreams!

       

        13/8/07 23:17:

      YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET

      WAIT UNTILL I DO MY FREHA THING

      LOVE

      LOVE

      LOVE

        13/8/07 20:03:

       

      Quote: soulcat 2007-08-13 18:43:25

      mami kaparot

      you tourist? come with me i show you tel aviv

       

      aba shelach ganan? at mamash perah

       

      you see, we are very nice in israel 

       

      smehi alay buba 

       

      cat you doing an arse is worth the whole post.....

       ken ze bemet nehmad baarez shelanooo

       

      ani ohevet otah

        13/8/07 19:59:

       

      Quote: אדם לב ארי 2007-08-13 18:01:17

      Well, it reminds me of this piece I've read in the newspaper the other day. Once people were so prowd to cancle  thier passports  and IDs of  europe countries as they migrated to Israel. now thier children dream the other way around, "just in case"...
      If you wish to really be Israelly (and I really don't know why...) you might give some lucky guy your English documents... This is the first step... (If you could have done so, anyway...)
      But one thing for sure, English accent is much more sexier. ;-) 

      people are always disapointed when they first talk to me because I don't have an english accent in hebrew....so forget that thought.

       

      as for giving someone my papers no way!

      I love both my nationalities, but the english one can get me work in spain. And that's worth too much to me.....hehe

        13/8/07 18:43:

      mami kaparot

      you tourist? come with me i show you tel aviv

       

      aba shelach ganan? at mamash perah

       

      you see, we are very nice in israel 

       

      smehi alay buba 

        13/8/07 18:01:
      Well, it reminds me of this piece I've read in the newspaper the other day. Once people were so prowd to cancle  thier passports  and IDs of  europe countries as they migrated to Israel. now thier children dream the other way around, "just in case"...
      If you wish to really be Israelly (and I really don't know why...) you might give some lucky guy your English documents... This is the first step... (If you could have done so, anyway...)
       
      But one thing for sure, English accent is much more sexier. ;-) 
        13/8/07 17:03:

       

      Quote: rebeka40 2007-08-13 17:02:05

      חצי כוס ציניות

      2 כפות של אדישות

      קילו כעס

      קורט אופטימיות

      2 כפיות של פסימיות

      למרוח קצת חוש הומור - עדיף שחור.

      להכניס לתנור

      ולהתפלל שמישהו לא יגנוב לך את זה:)

       

      אני אוהבת אותך את מתוקה תשארי בריטית:) לא להשתנות בבקשה

       

      and I can buy all this in my local AM PM right?

      I love being british but I have to learn how to be Israeli, otherwise I will never get it.....

      (thank you for loving me anyway, I feel the same)

        13/8/07 17:02:

      חצי כוס ציניות

      2 כפות של אדישות

      קילו כעס

      קורט אופטימיות

      2 כפיות של פסימיות

      למרוח קצת חוש הומור - עדיף שחור.

      להכניס לתנור

      ולהתפלל שמישהו לא יגנוב לך את זה:)

       

      אני אוהבת אותך את מתוקה תשארי בריטית:) לא להשתנות בבקשה

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