I woke up this morning in what looked like my old neighbourhood in Paris (Florentine), I didn’t go to work instead I sat with Yuko in a lovely café with a sexy latin.

We sat there, ate croissants, smoked cigarettes and bitched about people we saw. Soulcat rang. Then we kissed in the sun and went home to make love.

Nimrodl sent an sms to meet up. But I had plans to eat lunch with my family, buying little things in silly shops in Shenkin and taking photos of us all together.

My father called up his ex-wife, my mother (who is never in the country) and she also joined us full of stories of her recent 6 week trip to Russia. A little later, my half brother (mother’s side) and his 3 abnormally large kids came to meet us and all us kids went to Max Brenner, without our parents (lol).

On the way home both Sharon and Dave called from London, they both felt I was close by in spirit and shouted hello to us on speaker phone.

It was like my birthday or something.....

There was no work, no stress, no lonliness....

It felt like I wasn’t in my life, but somewhere wonderful abroad, where maids tend to your every need, and reality is like an episode of 'Friends'.

All those that matter, really, were there with me today;

My English family

My Israeli family

My lover

Soulcat

Nimrodl

Dave and Sharon

And best of all, Yuko, by my side not sure who she is most excited to see.