ג'ון מאייר, שבין היתר, עשה את ג'ניפר אניסטון, ג'ניפר לאב יואיט וג'סיקה סימפסון

(יש לו משהו עם J, אני יודעת)

בראיון הכי WTF שקראתי לאחרונה.

להלן ציטוטים נבחרים:

I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week. I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes.

 If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion.

First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It¹s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself 

וגם: 

All I want to do now is fuck the girls I've already fucked, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can't believe I'd be interested in them, and they're going, 'But you're John Mayer!' So I'm going backwards to move forward

טוב נו,

אני חייבת לציין שהוא נשמע כמו טינאייג'ר הזוי במיוחד.

(והוא דווקא משעשע אותי)

(קורה)