Five days have passed of my friends visit, and I have come to a scary realization…..

I NEED A MAN

I need a man to drive the car

I need a man to carry my shopping

I need a man to fix my bathroom

To hang my shelves,

To take me to restaurants.

To pick up his clothes after him.

I need one of my own to spoil and tell what to do.

I need a man to take me to IKEA.

But most of all I need a man to assemble the furnisher I buy there.