הגיע הבקר ישר מה"תנור"

 four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,

 "My son is a Bishop..  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. 

 When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. 

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

 the four men give her a subtle,

?Well
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.

 When she walks into a room, people say, "..........Oh My God..."