I am very very old. But I look so young that I get hit on by 26 year olds and their younger siblings.

I was asked the other day if I want to have a baby……I haven't really given it any thought. But moving to Paris/Madrid/Barcelona

I have thought about everyday for the last 12 years.

Everyone else wants a new apartment; I want a run down Bauhaus.While other girls dream of getting married, I dream of one day getting divorced to the right man.

Oh yeah, and I can't stop buying shoes. 

I think I might be broken?