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    A person is only as big as his crisis

    0 תגובות   יום שבת, 20/10/07, 13:55

    A person is only as big as his crisis

    A person is only as big as his crisis

    By -=Undercover=- (www.myspace.com/undercover_dancer)

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    Generations come and generations go, but we need our private crisis to feel we are unique. After all, a person is only as big as his crisis.

     

    In my parent's generation, having a mid-life crisis was a respectable thing to own. Actually, if you didn't had one you were looked upon with pity in social events: "Poor Henri, 55 years old and still married to his old wife...and he still didn’t got it"


    To make it even worse, even though our lifespan as human beings had increased throughout time, our relevance is being diminished by the year.

     

    We move from a society in which the elders held the tribal wisdom to generations were little kids who barely know how to spell correctly speaks a foreign language better then you and handle the latest technology wonders like it was kindergarten toys.

     

    I did the math, and to my horror I realized I would probably become irrelevant at the age of 64, which means I should have had my mid-life crisis at the age of 32!

    At first, I got a little panicked. But then I looked at my wife and thought to myself: “Hmm…why is she not stressed? Does she know something I don’t know? I am sure I did my math correctly”. This had led me to examine the evidences and reach the following conclusions:

    1)      A Woman will always stays relevant way longer after all man will expires

    2)      I still have few more years before SHE will have her midlife crisis…BUT

    3)      I don’t really know what is her ECD (Estimated Crisis Date) - It could come every day

    4)       In Judaism we are required to live as if the Messiah will come every day.

     

    And then all the pieces fell into their place – the puzzle was solved! So simple, how didn’t I thought about it before?

     

    You see, the day my wife will have her mid-life crisis, the Messiah will come!

     

    This morning my wife woke up on the wrong side of the bed and greeted me with a facial expression as if she just ate a lemon (or worse - my mom came in a surprise visit). Immediately, the joy of jubilation came upon me and I hugged her –and that made her even more upset, as she couldn't understand why am I so happy when she was is angry (now turned into furious)

     

    Of course I didn’t told her why I was so happy! Don’t you understand that if I would tell her she might not have her mid-life crisis - and as a consequence of that the messiah will not arrive? You must be out of your mind!

     

    No…I am here to make sure she will get upset - every day!!! Ater all – I’m doing it for the sake of humanity! 
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