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    This should have been written after a few glasses of beer. OK, let's try without them

    Love is like a duty free zone:
    It takes a while to get into it, and when you're inside you don't really care for how much you pay - everything seems OK. You realize how much it cost when you leave it...

    A relationship is like a demilitarized zone:
    Two parties going inside it who both come with different opinions and wishes, but make a commitment not to shoot each other to death when they are in it.

    Your mother and father in law is like the Germans:
    OK, we are all now part of a big, European happy family. We also not supposed to have border control so they can come at any time. But the minute they come they just take control over your territory, ignore you, settle down without any intention to leave and overall makes you wish the Americans will invade again! (American in that sense are your parents - see below)

    Your parents are like the American
    Believe in Freedom, Democracy, every man for himself, united we fight terror but we also know what's good for you and we are smarter then others and actually, please try not to bother us with third world crisis and aid.

    Your neighbors are like the Swiss
    You never hear them, you never see them, the only thing it seems they are busy with is to make sure you will not make noise after 10 PM, they organize their garbage in a scary manner, they are polite but if everything is so fine why do all of them never put on any light at night and why do they have 5 door locks?


    And now all you have to do is to pass it to one of the parties mention above and I will be D-E-A-D hahahahaha

     
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