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    New Lamborghini

    0 תגובות   יום שבת, 14/5/11, 08:09

    A man who has finally made it in business treats himself to a new Lamborghini. After buying it, he feels guilty so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.

    "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

    "It's a Lamborghini,"

    "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

    "A sports car."

    "What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a
    sports car? Go to the Conservatives!"

    Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the Conservative Rabbi and
    asks for a mezuzah.

    "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

    "For my Lamborghini", the man replies.

    "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

    "A car, a sports car."

    "What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi.

    "Italian."

    "What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a
    Goyishe car? Go to the Reform!"

    Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed, but goes to the Reform
    Rabbi.

    "Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."

    "You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

    "You know what it is?" says the man.

    "Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a mezuzah?"

     

     

     

     


     

     

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