I have a problem. You know how the guy you like never likes you?

But the guy you don't like won't leave your side?

Well I have a stalker. I can't shake him, he's everywhere.

I want to let him down gently (I kind of know him) but I don't know what to say?

I have tried pretending to be very busy, but he's still there, popping up in every area I surf. He doesn't seem to get the hint.

Help me.....I need advice and NOW!!!!!! (Before you find my body dead somewhere, save me)