Maybe one of you married people can tell me how do you find someone that you actually like? Because me either I meet someone that I want but he doesn't love me back, or as much or for more then a month. Or I meet someone that loves me so much I want to kill him, cut him into small pieces and sell him on the black market to gypsies.

Either the guy has commitment problems, or he's secretly gay, likes sheep or mentally unstable. Or he wants to have my children, move country for me, and cries if I leave him to go to the toilet for 5 minutes.

Jesus Christ, where are all the simple, beer loving, dumb but good looking men, that just dream of having their laundry done for them, by the fun loving woman waiting for them at home?

Or to my real question, if I push my current man off a cliff because he suffocates me so much I need assistance breathing, will I go to prison for a long time, or is it considered a crime of passion?