כותרות TheMarker >
    מעבר ל-
    cafe is going down
    ';
    TheMarker CafeRichard SmithLife sucks & then you dieמשעשע

    Life sucks & then you die

    ניסיון אומלל לשעשע את עצמי ואולי אף קוראים מזדמנים אחרים.

    פוסטים פופולאריים

    פוסטים אחרונים

    משעשע

    משעשע

    ‎1

      

    2 תגובות   יום שלישי, 8/1/08, 13:04

    Lady Astor: "If you were my husband I'd give you poison,"
    Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

    A member of Parliament: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
    Disraeli: "That depends, Sir, on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

    Walter Kerr: "He had delusions of adequacy."

    Winston Churchill: "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

    Winston Churchill: "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
    Clarence Darrow: "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

    William Faulkner: "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." (about Ernest Hemingway)

    Ernest Hemingway: "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" (about William Faulkner)

    Moses Hadas: "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."

    Abraham Lincoln: "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
     
     
    Mark Twain: "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
     
    Oscar Wilde: "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." 

    George Bernard Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." (to Winston Churchill)
    Winston Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." (in response)
     
    Stephen Bishop "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." 

    John Bright: "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."

    Irvin S. Cobb: "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."


    Samuel Johnson: "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

    Paul Keating: "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to
     run up."

    Jack E. Leonard: "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
     
    Robert Redford: "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."

    Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
     

    Charles, Count Talleyrand: "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
     

    Forrest Tucker: "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
     
    Mark Twain "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"

    Mae West: "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

    Oscar Wilde: "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."  

    Andrew Lang (1844-1912): "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts... for support rather than illumination."
     
    Billy Wilder: "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
     
    Groucho Marx: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening ... but this wasn't it." 
    דרג את התוכן:

      תגובות (2)

      נא להתחבר כדי להגיב

      התחברות או הרשמה   

      סדר התגובות :
      ארעה שגיאה בזמן פרסום תגובתך. אנא בדקו את חיבור האינטרנט, או נסו לפרסם את התגובה בזמן מאוחר יותר. אם הבעיה נמשכת, נא צרו קשר עם מנהל באתר.
      /null/cdate#

      /null/text_64k_1#

      RSS
        8/1/08 18:34:
      בהחלט! :-)
        8/1/08 16:33:

      מצוין! אהבתי מאוד.

      כיכבתי גם.

      Veritas

      תגובות אחרונות

      ארכיון

      תגיות

      פרופיל

      Richard Smith
      1. שלח הודעה
      2. אוף ליין
      3. אוף ליין
      • Technology by

      לחץ כאן כדי להוסיף דף זה למועדפים

      המועדפים שלי