In the last week, people have been calling me in shock, stopping me in the street with huge inquisitive smiles…..leaving me messages of horror, amazement and disbelief in all my various blogs and facebook things….

It took some time but slowly all my world is becoming aware of my current condition.

And yes I can understand, I am the 'last' person who we thought would fall for the oldest trick in the book.

There are two main questions I am confronted with;

HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

IS THERE A FATHER?

And I just want to set the record straight once and for all…

It happened the regular way; I took the morning after pill and it failed (92% fucking percent my ass)….

And of course there's a father only a man COULD DO THIS TO ME!!!!!! (angry shouting)…but happily ever after???? And me? Can't see it really.

I have learnt one thing for sure......

JUST SAY NO GIRLS ------

sex leads to this. (see photo)