My kind of partner (in the widest sense of the word), came to visit me and my unborn child this week, from far away lands.

He's really irritating and speaks with an annoying french accent but that aside…….. his latest craze is that he refuses to sleep with my dog in the bed.

I quote "I am a man, I don't have to sleep with a dog!" (he said in bad english)….

I said "listen mate, (said in angry english accent), don't make me choose cause I choose the dog….everytime!."

And since then he's sleeping on the couch.

Who's right? Please make it be me I really love that dog.