Being a woman I have spent most of my life trying to be attractive. I have not gone as far as plastic surgery and I have never had an eating disorder, but let's say I have spent many a pointless hour anxiously wishing I looked like someone else. Much to my amazement, all this effort and time has been totally wasted, because nothing ever changed and I always stayed just me, plain and simple, sweet but not really sexy. And then I got pregnant, and well things started to change….. 

 I am currently enjoying a brief and glorious period of being a fox.

(relative to me before of course) One thing it's all taught me, is that life is full of surprises. And that I need to save up for a breast job.