Don’t tell me you don’t like Tel Aviv, don’t bore me about your parking problems (as if having a car in a city was a good idea), don’t go on about how pricey your 35sqm apartment is, and how much you miss having a garden. Don’t complain (like an old woman) about your noisy musician neighbors, weren’t you young once? Stuff your small time suburban sensitivity, this is a city, man. London would crumple you up and chuck you away, New York would chew you up and spit you out, and Paris, well Paris would put you out like a smelly Gauloises. Hey sour puss what’s so bad here anyway, when you moved here what were you expecting…. teva? We have great cafes, the best shops, art happenings, the beach, nightlife, live shows (where else could I find a building to live in with other television production people- like me, one celebrity, his afro haired girlfriend, two gay lecturers and an air hostesses?). Let’s face it, by foot, I can get beer, bread, cigarettes, men, drugs and condoms 24 hours a day. Now that’s convenience for you. So don’t lecture me on how awful my life is…..take a deep breath, suck it in, because baby this is Rock n Roll! And if it’s not for you…..then move!
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I have to say your look and writing makes you (in my opinion) the perfect example of a Tel Aviv Chick.
you gotta love the city!
פשוט להדפיס באותיות גדולות, לגזור ולתלות !
אולי תעצבי פוסטר עם המשפט הזה?
if you spend all your time complaining then yes your meatballs will get cold, that's life....
ובעברית צחה אומרים את זה (בקול של קרן מור כמובן):
אוי אוי אוי, אין לי חניה, אני מסתובב כבר שעות ומחכה כבר להגיע לאמא שלי לאכול קציצות והן כבר מתקררות, אוי אוי אוי...
I am always ready to go to haifa...it's my kind of town
בקיצור ארט, מתי אנחנו נוסעות לחיפה ?
אני חייבת קפה עם יקי !
OI!
that would be Golders Green...
I guess I kind of lost it....but hey urban rage is cool with me.
yes that's not really london.....that's bnei brak
well that's the way with everything isn't
well, my Brit friends are in Edgware & Stanmore, so that doesn't really count
אני ביחסי אהבה שינאה עם העיר הזו
הרבה אוהב וקצת שונא
תלוי באירועי היום
people are free to complain about anything they want....
they should be aware if they do it to me about my home town, I will hold it against them
....
even if they would have to read about it to know it.
את כל כך צודקת.
אבל זהו טבע האדם....לקטר, כל הזמן.
הישראלים הפכו את זה לאומנות....:)
hey I did good ass kicking.....
and I know you would do the same!
of course that's true. But I have a stable group of true london born and bread friends and believe me if you want they will slep you stupid (said in love)
To do that you would need to find a Londoner - excuse me for skipping the PC but today's London is all about Polish, Russians, Indians and I even know some Canadians. I think the only true Brit in London today is HRH.
Amnon, I even got some Israeli to read what you said and they didn't understand...
what are you saying?
I know it's good, but....
thanks for the star.....
my hebrew is really that bad?
פאם פאטאל כבר אמרנו..
קבלי כוכב על הכתיבה האסקפסטית אך מרעננת.
That's cool with me, look I don't care where you want to live, as long as you don't bloody slag it off all the time. I don't go round to peoples house's in moshavim and complain that there's too much fresh air and space.
Each person has to be happy where they are, and if they are not, it's not my cities fault...it's thiers...
you don't have to be from TA to understand my point....thank you...
To answer you know properly....
It was someone I was talking to yesturday and as usual I didn't say anything, and anyway not a day goes by without me hearing this crap...
and as you say 'don't people have better things to do then complain?' especially about the fact that a city is a city....jesus...makes me mad!!!
שנאמר, "לא טוב לך - אז תעזוב".
אהבתי, למרות שאני ירושלמי בכל נימיי.
queen batya will decide and I will follow. I know my best friend lives there and we enjoy the cafes immensly
great, so when you and batya coming over for coffee? theres a lot of good cafe' here also :)
I don't care what anyone says haifa is very chic and my second favorite place...it's where I go when I need a break from Tel Aviv, you can ask all my friends...
LOL art im a haifa dude!
(but a T.A guy in my soul)
Only a true Tel Aviv could say they prefare NEW YORK, totally acceptable.
with the best people!!! Thank you honey...
it seems to me Israeli's are not proud of their city, if I start to complain to a Londoner about London I would get a slap in the mouth.
Come on, if you live here, you should love it.
Thanks for the star and the support
NO!!!!!! not there, anywhere but there!!!!! We'll find you something nice in Neve Zedek please stay.....
PLEASE!!!!!!
מי זה? נגמרו הנושאים בעולם? אין על מה לדבר?
fuck
so this is the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no8X8PB3yz0
have fun
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this post reminds me maddonas song: "i love new york", lots of fun.
i love tel aviv but new york is by far the best...
p.s
hope the link to youtube will work here. in case it wont youll see a lots of numbers and letters... like a engineers code...
העיר הכי שווה!
(כיכבתי אותך)
זה בדיוק סוג הפטריוטיות שצריכים כאן.
לצערי, זה כ"כ לא ישראלי ואפילו לא תל-אביבי.
וכמובן, נושא לשיחה יותר ארוכה מאשר הבלוג סובל.
מינימום כוכב, אם אוכל...
קודם כל - ככה זה. אנחנו אוהבים לשנוא. ואם יש על מה לקטר - נקטר! לטס ביץ' אבאוט איט!
אני אישית מתה על תל אביב, אבל כבר עייפה מלחיות בה.
נכון שהכל נוח וקרוב, ויש בה את האנשים הכי שווים, ונכון שיש בה סוג של קסם שאין באף עיר אחרת בארץ...
אבל גם יש בה קצת מחסור באוויר.
אני עוברת לירושלים. מישהו מצטרף?
:)
YEA RIGHT
העיר הכי טובה בעולם.
מתה על העיר שלי.
well thank goodness your here, because I am so fucked off with being told all the time how crap my home is.....
they should all go and leave only the good, bohemian, city mice like us!