He was only 10 minutes late (and called to warn me)

I was pleased when I saw him, he was handsome

Dressed a bit squarely

I wanted to go to this amazing place

He insisted on Big Mama (yuk)

I asked him questions about his life (he answered, it was a bit boring, something about chemicals and drug companies)

He didn’t ask me anything

He chatted up the waitress (her, he asked quite a few questions)

I volunteered information (told him I work in TV)

He said he hated TV (oh my god.....)

I asked ‘Do you want to know what I do there?’

He said ‘I was asked once to be a model’ (what can you add to that)

He went on to talk about himself (by now it was irritating)

He said ‘Women I meet are not serious, all they want is sex’ (oh...)

I said well that’s the world, I am sure not all women are like that.

He said ‘You go on one date, sleep with them and then the next day they don’t want anything’ (oh so you sleep with them anyway, you gotta love this guy)

At this point I feel like I am with the most stupid person in the world.

I eat quickly.

I say ‘Maybe you should get to know someone before you sleep with them, and then find out if they are interested in something serious or not?’

He said ‘No my last girlfriend and I had sex in the toilet the first time we met, and we were together 5 years’ (what can you say to that, it worked for him)

I ask to go. He drops me off.

He then gives me the box of pizza leftovers and says ‘You see Romanim are not tight with money!’ (what can you say to that)

I am becoming a nun.