Items for sale! Following the recent break up of z and e there are now some fabulous items for sale, at almost free (and free) prices. Too good to miss! I recommend you grab 'em while they're hot 1] 45 SMS saying 'I love you and I want to be with you' in good condition, one time owner. 2] Three small insects made by z out of metal. Very cute and well behaved. 3] Two damaged hearts, that no doubt will work properly if they find love. 4] One slightly tarnished ego. Not really practical but still valuable to the original owner. 5] A bunch of recently acquired friends who now feel awakward since the break up. 6] One crushed dream that just needs a little watering and sunshine. 7] A whole pack of hopes that will now get shelved (good if you are feeling hopeless). 8] Thirteen unanswered questions that need answering (for those moments when you don't know what to ask) 9] Half a pack of belgium chocolets that were never eaten 10] One girl that doesn't know what to do now, and could perhaps make you laugh with her funny stories about life. 11] A romantic date 9/9/05 (when we met), I dont know what use it can be? But maybe someone needs a special date in the past, cause they didn't get one in time, if so they are quite welcome to use this one. If you want to take advantage of this one time offer...Leave your details below....and highlight which item /s you wish to purchase. I wrote this a few years ago, some of the items are still on sale, although the chocolets went straight away. |
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thanks for the star, don't go wasting all your stars on me everyday!
as for your choice I think it is very wise....
the sms it goes without saying will come in very handy, because not always do we have energy to taps in all those words....good to have ready made ones....
and the hearts....2 spare hearts (even if a little tarnished) will always keep you in good shape.
thank you sweety :) I also gave you a star....in your music folder.
Yes you are right dear ,
I am new here, and not familiar at all with the starts system
however I am a fast learner and
here I am again with the star
:)
cheers
I am taking the SMS
and 2 hearths
thank you....
my people will tell your people that the prices will be rock bottom cause let's face it I really just want to get rid of all the junk I have left over (hehe)....
still trying to find someone to adopt the insects as they keep popping up in my house and making me feel sentimental....
but you know how it is with metal insects, it's so hard to finda good home for them....(lol)
great way to look at breakup (they've stripped me out of stars, but ill be back)
especially the part about the friends, who feel weird.
if therell be no buyers - my people will talk to your people
I think you have run out of stars dear, as I believe you gave me one yesturday and you can't give the same person in the same day more then one. but I know your new to all this.....
charming is good.....but so far no sales
hehe
Ahhhaaaa finally someone that get's it...thank you Jenny.
Maybe if you have some stuff to we can do a swap...
as in 45 love sms's for a box of odd socks left behind by an ex....lol
absolutely chrming
here is a star for you
I was just thinking (at the time) of all the things that remain after a relationship ends.....
it wasn't really meant literally....
I think it might be a cultural difference, because when it was originally posted in the UK, people where haggling over the items...(in humour) and it worked....
in Israel thought I don't think people know how to react to it.....
so you can put a price on heartache?
naked joke
go and read him, it will make your mouth water.
gil
great comment
nice sentiment
much appreciated
nakedness (private joke) when you bring the eggs....
great post
great idea
great writing
you just got stared
but where is the nakedness?