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    Quote: rafac 2007 ארטגירל
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    Don’t bust my balls.

    49 תגובות   יום ראשון, 17/6/07, 22:46

    If I was a man for a day, I wouldn’t understand ……

    What’s so interesting about playing Grand Theft Auto for 5 hours? (now I hear the men asking why only 5 hours).

    Why it’s necessary to talk about every good piece of meat I ever ate?

    What’s so interesting about my job?

    Why I get a hard on, on the bus?

    Why I think almost buying flowers is as good as buying flowers?

    Why I would ever want to drive anywhere where there were no shops or cafes?

    Why I know the names of super models, but not of my girlfriend’s friends?

    Why I think it’s cool to be single?

    Why I would never think to dedicate a post to another man?

    Why I think it’s stupid to over analyse things?

    Why shopping bores me? (let the love in)

    Why I am so attached to old underwear? (is it sentimental)

    Why I would believe that women getting on is a sign that they are lesbians? (who want to sleep with me)

    How I could hate talking on the phone?

    Why I would ever think when asked about my ex ‘I only go out with good looking women’ is what a woman wants to hear?

    Why I am never too tired for sex, but always not in the mood to talk about shoes?

    Why saying ‘I completely forgot’ seems like an answer…..(birthday, anniversary, dinner at 8pm).

    Why ‘he’s cool’ means so much between men?

     

    In fact I admit it I would make a lousy man…..but a perfect woman.

     

    This is dedicated to all the men in the marker who have yet to write a post about a man they admire, or offer some guy their friendship. Come on be a little gay.

        

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      RSS
        19/6/07 07:28:

       

      Quote: au lait le cafe 2007-06-19 02:54:54

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-19 00:03:28

      of course dear, your just a man.

      thank you, i feel much better nowמגניב

       

      glad I could straighten that one out for you......

      (men are so sweet)

        19/6/07 02:54:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-19 00:03:28

      of course dear, your just a man.

      thank you, i feel much better nowמגניב

        19/6/07 00:03:
      of course dear, your just a man.
        18/6/07 23:15:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-18 08:19:57

       

      Quote: au lait le cafe 2007-06-18 02:47:44

      well some times the truth is too simple to admit.
      of course we do all those things for.. you.
      now think of the men who attracts you- are they doing all the things you described, will you still be attracted to them if they don't? guess not.
      so please, enjoy your laugh (I know I do צוחק) but next time when you see men play in wars, making wars, hunt for money or just getting hard, look deep inside your shiny soul and think - are you willing them to stop?

       

      I think men (big children as they are) are the most adorable thing in the world....and their basic misunderstanding of life and women enchanting....

      so yes your right lets keep them sweet and hard....

      cause that's how we like them, as long as they call.

      hey, dont put me in your spot. im a MAN (with the misunderstanding and all)

        18/6/07 17:18:
      of course men have it easy, that's just a known fact.
        18/6/07 16:58:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:29:57

       

      Quote: automated alice 2007-06-17 23:01:45

      אבל תודי - אם היית גבר, כנראה היית נהנית יותר...

       

      כי פלייסטיישן היה גורם לך להתעלות נפש

      כי כשהחברים שלך היו קוראים לך אחלה גבר היית יודעת שהם הכי אוהבים אותך בעולם

      כי היית יכולה לתקוע געפסים ולא היו מסתכלים עלייך מוזר

      כי היה צריך כל כך מעט כדי לגרום לך לגירוי מיני (ובהרבה פעמים - ע"ע סיבה ראשונה)

      כי יכולת לא להתקשר ולשכוח

      או לזיין ולשכוח

      או סתם לשכוח. כל דבר.

       

      בקיצור - החיים הטובים:)

      את לא חושבת?

       

      wow I could not shave my legs, I could be easy going, I could not worry about being alone forever, I could not cry, or panic, or doubt my own sex appeal,

      I could know that I am sexy whatever I do to someone....without make up, or nice legs or big boobs....

      it would be so great your right.....

       

      sex change please

      'nough said מגניב

        18/6/07 09:30:

      you gave me a star.....

      I didn't think it was some great writing, but the feedback was worth it....

      don't we just love to love men...hehe

        18/6/07 09:28:

      מדוייק.

      אין מה להוסיף מילים.

      רק כוכבים.

        18/6/07 09:13:
      good call indeed
        18/6/07 09:10:

      I am blushing now....

      as soon as i read your post i thought of this poem, just right

      cheers

      ronen

        18/6/07 08:22:

       

      Quote: פוקסי 2007-06-18 07:22:47

      let me quote a nice poem by Wendy Cope

       

      Flowers

      Some men never think of it.

      You did. You'd come along

      And say you'd nearly brought me flowers

      But something had gone wrong.

       

       

      The shop was closed. Or you had doubts -

      The sort that minds like ours

      Dream up incessantly. You thought

      I might not want your flowers.

       

       

      It made me smile and hug you then.

      Now I can only smile.

      But, Look, the flowers you nearly bought

      Have lasted all this while.

       

       

       

      foxy you champ 12 times now I have wanted to put a peom of wendy cope's she's one of my favorite poets of all time.

      so here's one back at you:

       

      I hardly ever tire of love and ryhme -

      that's why I'm poor and have a rotten time.

       

      good for you....thanks again

        18/6/07 08:19:

       

      Quote: au lait le cafe 2007-06-18 02:47:44

      well some times the truth is too simple to admit.
      of course we do all those things for.. you.
      now think of the men who attracts you- are they doing all the things you described, will you still be attracted to them if they don't? guess not.
      so please, enjoy your laugh (I know I do צוחק) but next time when you see men play in wars, making wars, hunt for money or just getting hard, look deep inside your shiny soul and think - are you willing them to stop?

       

      I think men (big children as they are) are the most adorable thing in the world....and their basic misunderstanding of life and women enchanting....

      so yes your right lets keep them sweet and hard....

      cause that's how we like them, as long as they call.

        18/6/07 08:18:

       

      Quote: גיל.ר. 2007-06-18 02:38:55

      great post by the way

       

      im off to sckrach my balls... after all im a man

       

      I am off to look at shoes....I am all woman

        18/6/07 08:17:

       

      Quote: גיל.ר. 2007-06-18 02:36:09

      you cant be a man for a day till you would do the next things:

       

      1. go out with your guys to a bar and tell all around that you will do this to that girl and you will do this to the next girl

      2. get really drunk in the same bar and go home to take out your dog without getting layed

      3.masterbate at least 3 times a day and tell the whole world that you had a fucking great shag last night.

      4. watch on thersday matches of macabbi tel aviv in basketball and hope that w they will never loose again

      5. if they do loose, go to number one and do it all over again

       

      very good, now I know those guys who say they have sex all the time are just masturbating at home.....
      and that men really only like, girls, sport and sex....

      a new world of understanding has opened up to me....

       

      and there I was thinking you are all writing peotry at home and inventing cures for cancer.

        18/6/07 07:22:

      let me quote a nice poem by Wendy Cope

       

      Flowers

      Some men never think of it.

      You did. You'd come along

      And say you'd nearly brought me flowers

      But something had gone wrong.

       

       

      The shop was closed. Or you had doubts -

      The sort that minds like ours

      Dream up incessantly. You thought

      I might not want your flowers.

       

       

      It made me smile and hug you then.

      Now I can only smile.

      But, Look, the flowers you nearly bought

      Have lasted all this while.

       

       

        18/6/07 02:47:
      well some times the truth is too simple to admit.
      of course we do all those things for.. you.
      now think of the men who attracts you- are they doing all the things you described, will you still be attracted to them if they don't? guess not.
      so please, enjoy your laugh (I know I do צוחק) but next time when you see men play in wars, making wars, hunt for money or just getting hard, look deep inside your shiny soul and think - are you willing them to stop?
        18/6/07 02:38:

      great post by the way

       

      im off to sckrach my balls... after all im a man

        18/6/07 02:36:

      you cant be a man for a day till you would do the next things:

       

      1. go out with your guys to a bar and tell all around that you will do this to that girl and you will do this to the next girl

      2. get really drunk in the same bar and go home to take out your dog without getting layed

      3.masterbate at least 3 times a day and tell the whole world that you had a fucking great shag last night.

      4. watch on thersday matches of macabbi tel aviv in basketball and hope that w they will never loose again

      5. if they do loose, go to number one and do it all over again

        18/6/07 00:37:

       

      Quote: l_oren 2007-06-18 00:32:43

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-18 00:20:22

       

      Quote: l_oren 2007-06-18 00:18:26

      I was watching football all evening. Did I miss anything?

       

       

      my sisters cat died, my father left my mother, your best friend called and I put on two kilo's, but don't move from the telly, shall I get you a beer with that....

      naah. The game's over. Real Bloody Madrid won

      I'm off to bed

       

       

      thank you for telling me......otherwise I would have waited all night in the kitchen for you.

      booooohoooo sorry for crying I loved that cat....

        18/6/07 00:32:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-18 00:20:22

       

      Quote: l_oren 2007-06-18 00:18:26

      I was watching football all evening. Did I miss anything?

       

       

      my sisters cat died, my father left my mother, your best friend called and I put on two kilo's, but don't move from the telly, shall I get you a beer with that....

      naah. The game's over. Real Bloody Madrid won

      I'm off to bed

      <Fart>

        18/6/07 00:20:

       

      Quote: l_oren 2007-06-18 00:18:26

      I was watching football all evening. Did I miss anything?

       

       

      my sisters cat died, my father left my mother, your best friend called and I put on two kilo's, but don't move from the telly, shall I get you a beer with that....

        18/6/07 00:18:
      I was watching football all evening. Did I miss anything?
        18/6/07 00:17:

       

      Quote: ליאור רועי 2007-06-17 23:57:08

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:49:03

       

      Quote: ilan.peer 2007-06-17 23:46:57

      btw i love your new pic. !please upload a large version

       

      then I would have to look at it in the gallery page....ok I will see what I can do, maybe delete something else....

      so how long have you liked women in super hero outfits?

      הרגת אותי!!

      :-)))

       

      you know the type, buy you dinner, drive you home, kiss you on the cheek and try and get you to dress up like their mother.....

        18/6/07 00:16:

       

      Quote: במבי. 2007-06-17 23:56:55

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:46:48

      of course they are not and I love them all....

      but you know it's good to laugh at the opposite sex every now and awhile

      why won't you write about that, ha?

      but instead of making the jokes on us - tell us about you (women)

       

      tell us all..

       

      about the pic. i must say it also cross my mind. and why did you dress like super hero?

      ha, ha - you knew it triger something inside our box (like a manuel) 

       

      a post about women, sounds like no man will read it.....

      and I am not willing to laugh at my sisters......

       

      as for the photo.....I love purim I love dressing up and I thought it would be a nice change to all my beauty shots.....

        18/6/07 00:10:

       

      Quote: ilan.peer 2007-06-17 23:56:27

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:49:03

        

      then I would have to look at it in the gallery page....ok I will see what I can do, maybe delete something else....

      so how long have you liked women in super hero outfits?

       

      long long time

       

      me too.....me too spiderman is hot

        18/6/07 00:08:

      well said

      צוחק

        18/6/07 00:08:

       

      Quote: ליאור רועי 2007-06-17 23:47:39

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:35:18

       

      Quote: ליאור רועי 2007-06-17 23:25:29

      חייבת להגיד שיש גם דברים שאני וחברות שלי עושות שאני לא תמיד מבינה,

      אז להסתבך עם גברים?

      שמישהו כבר יוציא את המנואל. של שני הצדדים.

       

      no support. of course the intelligent ones would side with them.....lol

      love ya

      plus, alice had a point..

      XOX

      (now they'll think we're gay...ain't it fun playing with their funny minds?)

       

       

      what ever we do they hope we're gay....and up for a threesome

        17/6/07 23:57:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:49:03

       

      Quote: ilan.peer 2007-06-17 23:46:57

      btw i love your new pic. !please upload a large version

       

      then I would have to look at it in the gallery page....ok I will see what I can do, maybe delete something else....

      so how long have you liked women in super hero outfits?

      הרגת אותי!!

      :-)))

        17/6/07 23:56:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:46:48

      of course they are not and I love them all....

      but you know it's good to laugh at the opposite sex every now and awhile

      why won't you write about that, ha?

      but instead of making the jokes on us - tell us about you (women)

       

      tell us all..

       

      about the pic. i must say it also cross my mind. and why did you dress like super hero?

      ha, ha - you knew it triger something inside our box (like a manuel) 

        17/6/07 23:56:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:49:03

        

      then I would have to look at it in the gallery page....ok I will see what I can do, maybe delete something else....

      so how long have you liked women in super hero outfits?

       

      long long time

        17/6/07 23:49:

       

      Quote: ilan.peer 2007-06-17 23:46:57

      btw i love your new pic. !please upload a large version

       

      then I would have to look at it in the gallery page....ok I will see what I can do, maybe delete something else....

      so how long have you liked women in super hero outfits?

        17/6/07 23:47:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:35:18

       

      Quote: ליאור רועי 2007-06-17 23:25:29

      חייבת להגיד שיש גם דברים שאני וחברות שלי עושות שאני לא תמיד מבינה,

      אז להסתבך עם גברים?

      שמישהו כבר יוציא את המנואל. של שני הצדדים.

       

      no support. of course the intelligent ones would side with them.....lol

      love ya

      plus, alice had a point..

      XOX

      (now they'll think we're gay...ain't it fun playing with their funny minds?)

       

        17/6/07 23:46:
      btw i love your new pic. !please upload a large version
        17/6/07 23:46:

      of course they are not and I love them all....

      but you know it's good to laugh at the opposite sex every now and awhile

        17/6/07 23:45:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-06-17 23:31:34

       

      Quote: במבי. 2007-06-17 23:06:01

      hard to say..

       

      "things which aren't important.." as in general or as in the eyes of woman?

       

      you know the phrase "in the eyes of the beholder" - you figure it out.

       

      I just meant some of the things you guys think about.....

      hey we're the ones who worry about not finding true love all the time.

      about being attractive, about being warm and caring.....

      you guys seem to mainly worry about money

      Money you say - for the protocol - let it be clear you brought it up.

      well, i geuss we worry about money. not all the time. but yet again, you are speaking in a general way. not all men are like you are describing here.

       

      well...i hope..

        17/6/07 23:36:

       

      Quote: תמר פרי 2007-06-17 23:31:43

      girlQ: why do we spend so much time trying to figure out-- what were they thinking??

      girlA: compulsive female urge to UNDERSTAND

       

       

      I need help, I don't understand.....lol

        17/6/07 23:35:

       

      Quote: במבי. 2007-06-17 23:30:31

       

      צטט: ליאור רועי 2007-06-17 23:25:29

      חייבת להגיד שיש גם דברים שאני וחברות שלי עושות שאני לא תמיד מבינה,

      אז להסתבך עם גברים?

      שמישהו כבר יוציא את המנואל. של שני הצדדים.

      rest my case.

       

      I hoped you'll get a response of that kind, from someone from your side.

       

      thanks Lior,

       

      well I was asking for trouble.

        17/6/07 23:35:

       

      Quote: ליאור רועי 2007-06-17 23:25:29

      חייבת להגיד שיש גם דברים שאני וחברות שלי עושות שאני לא תמיד מבינה,

      אז להסתבך עם גברים?

      שמישהו כבר יוציא את המנואל. של שני הצדדים.

       

      no support. of course the intelligent ones would side with them.....lol

      love ya

        17/6/07 23:34:

       

      Quote: ilan.peer 2007-06-17 23:15:39

      היפוטתית אם היית גבר כן היית מבינה את כל השטויות האלה, אבל ניחא.

      ...במשך ההיסטוריה האנושית, החברה התחלקה לציידים ומלקטים, יצרנים וצרכנים,

      ממציאים ונהנים. מישהו צריך לעשות את העבודה השחורה.

      זה נכון שאומרים אם ונשים היו שולטות בעולם, לא היו מלחמות.

      אבל מה לעשות ויש מלחמות? ומי יניע את גלגלי המלחמות/תעשיות ?

      מי יקדם? יפתח ויבנה? המהנדסים מהנינטנדו והאטארי. 

       

      אני הוספתי גברים לרשימת הקשר באתר

      לא כתבתי פוסט על 'דמות גברית שאני מעריץ' כל על משה סיני נכתב יותר מדי כבר

      GTA אפשר לשחק יותר מ-5 שעות ביום. זאת הגדולה של המשחק!

      וראית את הטריילר החדש ל-GTA IV?

       

      ok ok go fight wars and build industry.....see if I care

      and by the way impressed by your list of male friends.....

      your a modern man.....now take out the trash

        17/6/07 23:31:

      girlQ: why do we spend so much time trying to figure out-- what were they thinking??

      girlA: compulsive female urge to UNDERSTAND

       

        17/6/07 23:31:

       

      Quote: במבי. 2007-06-17 23:06:01

      hard to say..

       

      "things which aren't important.." as in general or as in the eyes of woman?

       

      you know the phrase "in the eyes of the beholder" - you figure it out.

       

      I just meant some of the things you guys think about.....

      hey we're the ones who worry about not finding true love all the time.

      about being attractive, about being warm and caring.....

      you guys seem to mainly worry about money

        17/6/07 23:30:

       

      צטט: ליאור רועי 2007-06-17 23:25:29

      חייבת להגיד שיש גם דברים שאני וחברות שלי עושות שאני לא תמיד מבינה,

      אז להסתבך עם גברים?

      שמישהו כבר יוציא את המנואל. של שני הצדדים.

      rest my case.

       

      I hoped you'll get a response of that kind, from someone from your side.

       

      thanks Lior,

        17/6/07 23:29:

       

      Quote: automated alice 2007-06-17 23:01:45

      אבל תודי - אם היית גבר, כנראה היית נהנית יותר...

       

      כי פלייסטיישן היה גורם לך להתעלות נפש

      כי כשהחברים שלך היו קוראים לך אחלה גבר היית יודעת שהם הכי אוהבים אותך בעולם

      כי היית יכולה לתקוע געפסים ולא היו מסתכלים עלייך מוזר

      כי היה צריך כל כך מעט כדי לגרום לך לגירוי מיני (ובהרבה פעמים - ע"ע סיבה ראשונה)

      כי יכולת לא להתקשר ולשכוח

      או לזיין ולשכוח

      או סתם לשכוח. כל דבר.

       

      בקיצור - החיים הטובים:)

      את לא חושבת?

       

      wow I could not shave my legs, I could be easy going, I could not worry about being alone forever, I could not cry, or panic, or doubt my own sex appeal,

      I could know that I am sexy whatever I do to someone....without make up, or nice legs or big boobs....

      it would be so great your right.....

       

      sex change please

        17/6/07 23:25:

      חייבת להגיד שיש גם דברים שאני וחברות שלי עושות שאני לא תמיד מבינה,

      אז להסתבך עם גברים?

      שמישהו כבר יוציא את המנואל. של שני הצדדים.

        17/6/07 23:15:

      היפוטתית אם היית גבר כן היית מבינה את כל השטויות האלה, אבל ניחא.

      ...במשך ההיסטוריה האנושית, החברה התחלקה לציידים ומלקטים, יצרנים וצרכנים,

      ממציאים ונהנים. מישהו צריך לעשות את העבודה השחורה.

      זה נכון שאומרים אם ונשים היו שולטות בעולם, לא היו מלחמות.

      אבל מה לעשות ויש מלחמות? ומי יניע את גלגלי המלחמות/תעשיות ?

      מי יקדם? יפתח ויבנה? המהנדסים מהנינטנדו והאטארי. 

       

      אני הוספתי גברים לרשימת הקשר באתר

      לא כתבתי פוסט על 'דמות גברית שאני מעריץ' כל על משה סיני נכתב יותר מדי כבר

      GTA אפשר לשחק יותר מ-5 שעות ביום. זאת הגדולה של המשחק!

      וראית את הטריילר החדש ל-GTA IV?

        17/6/07 23:06:

      hard to say..

       

      "things which aren't important.." as in general or as in the eyes of woman?

       

      you know the phrase "in the eyes of the beholder" - you figure it out.

        17/6/07 23:01:

      אבל תודי - אם היית גבר, כנראה היית נהנית יותר...

       

      כי פלייסטיישן היה גורם לך להתעלות נפש

      כי כשהחברים שלך היו קוראים לך אחלה גבר היית יודעת שהם הכי אוהבים אותך בעולם

      כי היית יכולה לתקוע געפסים ולא היו מסתכלים עלייך מוזר

      כי היה צריך כל כך מעט כדי לגרום לך לגירוי מיני (ובהרבה פעמים - ע"ע סיבה ראשונה)

      כי יכולת לא להתקשר ולשכוח

      או לזיין ולשכוח

      או סתם לשכוח. כל דבר.

       

      בקיצור - החיים הטובים:)

      את לא חושבת?

        17/6/07 22:59:

      why bambi, why do men like things which are just not important...???

       

        17/6/07 22:57:

      ask me

      ask me

      ...ask me

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