I suck at eating, don’t get me wrong I am not anorexic or something, I just don’t remember to eat. I see food as a really boring ritual I have to repeat 3 times a day. My fridge keeps beer, and in summer, my clothes cold. As you can imagine, I try not to hold too many conversations about food (that also bores me). Even worse when I am alone, I loose all reason, the food is bland and I eat once a day……it’s pretty much downhill from there.

I tell you what I am good at…..I am very good at making plans. Terrific at them, it’s also part of my job actually. I can plan 6/ 12 months ahead, no problem. I can organise my time and others, and I can adapt plans to suit circumstances. When one plan falls through I have 6 plans waiting to take it’s place. Because of that I am quite focused and goal orientated. This talent, kills in the bedroom. No man likes a girl who plans ahead, in fact even I think it’s not sexy.

Last night out of the blue….my new man said to me:

'I’ll feed you babe, and you make the plans'

Best 9 words I have ever heard.