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    If he can't live without me why isn't he dead yet?

    If he can't live without me why isn't he dead yet?

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    38 תגובות   יום שני, 9/7/07, 21:01

    Over the last few days as you all know I have been having a hard time.

    The guy I love, rejected me and hurt me deeply.

    Since this happened I have received tons of mails from the guys in the marker offering to help by;

     

    Cooking me a meal (I am so not eating)

    Singing me songs (not even on a good day)

    Getting aliens to abduct my ex (yes)

    Making me tea (I need something stronger)

    Killing my ex in all methods possible (always open to hear suggestions)

    Speaking to him  (he won’t even listen to me, like that will work....)

    Taking me drinking (I don’t need men for that)

    Sleeping with me (yeah like that would help, oh well maybe it will be something to laugh about later....)

     

    And so forth.

     

    I have only one question: if they are all offering to kill for me, why is he still living?

     

    When will men actually do what they say?

    What am I asking for, one little thing, but can they do it, no!

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        10/7/07 22:20:

       

      Quote: ilan.peer 2007-07-10 21:47:42

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-10 15:44:14

      and thank you Ilan for sending me this

       

      http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/ilike.html

      this is so kitch..

      why don't you post some of the better links i've sent you?

       

      the muffin tree 

       

      little people! 

       

      cardboard furniture 

       

      adorable.......especially the little english people.....

        10/7/07 21:47:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-10 15:44:14

      and thank you Ilan for sending me this

       

      http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/ilike.html

      this is so kitch..

      why don't you post some of the better links i've sent you?

       

      the muffin tree 

       

      little people! 

       

      cardboard furniture 

        10/7/07 15:44:

      and thank you Ilan for sending me this

       

      http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/ilike.html

        10/7/07 11:23:

       

      Quote: ealz uber alles 2007-07-10 10:25:31

      You can make a colorful rainbow sushi roll out of his innards :D

       

       

       

      Inspiring

        10/7/07 10:25:
      You can make a colorful rainbow sushi roll out of his innards :D
        10/7/07 10:10:

       

      Quote: ealz uber alles 2007-07-10 10:06:30

      Effie, the age old adage still stands:
      If you want a job done right, you gotta do it your own damn self קורץ
      Feel better, buba. You deserve to. 

      hey babe, maybe your right....

      so how should I do it,

      gun shot?

      axe?

      sleeping pills in large peice of meat?

      cut him into pieces?

      so many choices.....Kiss

        10/7/07 10:06:
      Effie, the age old adage still stands:
       
      If you want a job done right, you gotta do it your own damn self קורץ
       
      Feel better, buba. You deserve to. 
        10/7/07 09:28:

       

      Quote: פוקסי 2007-07-10 07:08:30

      can't trust anyone nowdays, can you

       

      hehe...

      furthermore I tell you my ex promised to kill quite a few people for me, and did he? no he didn't ....

      typical....

       

        10/7/07 07:08:
      can't trust anyone nowdays, can you
        10/7/07 04:25:

       

      Quote: עותי 2007-07-10 00:24:05

      fuckin' hilarious!!! My darling ya're way too good

      x

       

      ahaaaaaa you also share my sense of humour, not just the shoes thing, animal thing and art thing....

      so glad we're friends xx

        10/7/07 00:24:

      fuckin' hilarious!!! My darling ya're way too good

      x

        10/7/07 00:04:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 23:48:10

      you'll be suprised to hear that I sat here and listened to the whole link and it was a really weird story, and I think 1000pounds for 1000 dead is a good deal.....

       

      ok so help me save up to send him to russia....softy

       

      let me sleep on it 

        9/7/07 23:48:

      you'll be suprised to hear that I sat here and listened to the whole link and it was a really weird story, and I think 1000pounds for 1000 dead is a good deal.....

       

      ok so help me save up to send him to russia....softy

        9/7/07 23:45:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 23:34:00

       


      firstly the story is so weird and creepy, where did you get it?

      secondly I only wanted to have one person killed, not even that sent to Russia for 5 years would be good too.....

      but no you have to be soooooooooooooooooooo serious and make it all about excess.....

      all I want is to be alone without him in the same town, it's not a lot to ask.....

       

      Well, I got it from the only place I get weird and creepy stuff - Neil Gaiman of course (you should really read his stuff).

      (you should also really follow that link, the audio story is awesome)

       

      now, thing is , it would be cheaper to have killed than have him sent to Russia for five years.

       

      And to be honest, I'm not into killing.

      heck, I won't kill the person that hurt me the most.

      Sorry.

       

        9/7/07 23:34:

       

      Quote: hagaij 2007-07-09 23:26:21

      Hey,

      the only reason I'm not doing this its because it will start a chain reaction that would bring to the end of the world.

      you see, first we will have to have him exterminated.

      then somebody who pissed you of at the supermarket.

      and since everything comes big this day, you will get a discount and a free kill as a club member, so you'd have to pick a few more to dispose of at the same price.

      soon later  you will start calculating how far are you from the throne to england. or the Bill Gates fortune. for a special discount price

       

      so, Eventually, you'd end up killing the entire planet.

      Listen to what happened to this poor guy who tried something similar. 

       

      firstly the story is so weird and creepy, where did you get it?

      secondly I only wanted to have one person killed, not even that sent to Russia for 5 years would be good too.....

      but no you have to be soooooooooooooooooooo serious and make it all about excess.....

      all I want is to be alone without him in the same town, it's not a lot to ask.....

        9/7/07 23:26:

      Hey,

      the only reason I'm not doing this its because it will start a chain reaction that would bring to the end of the world.

      you see, first we will have to have him exterminated.

      then somebody who pissed you of at the supermarket.

      and since everything comes big this day, you will get a discount and a free kill as a club member, so you'd have to pick a few more to dispose of at the same price.

      soon later  you will start calculating how far are you from the throne to england. or the Bill Gates fortune. for a special discount price

       

      so, Eventually, you'd end up killing the entire planet.

      Listen to what happened to this poor guy who tried something similar. 

        9/7/07 23:21:

       

      Quote: automated alice 2007-07-09 23:20:16

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 23:15:24

       

      Quote: automated alice 2007-07-09 23:13:51

      careful what you wish for...

      mwahahahaha

      mwahahahaha made me spit out my food in laughter....

      I trust your good judgement.....hehe

       

      clean your screen up properly, girl!!

       

      missed a spot

      right

       

      there!

       

                        -------------------------------------------------> 

       

       

      לשון

       

      your killing me here......Money mouth

        9/7/07 23:20:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 23:15:24

       

      Quote: automated alice 2007-07-09 23:13:51

      careful what you wish for...

      mwahahahaha

      mwahahahaha made me spit out my food in laughter....

      I trust your good judgement.....hehe

       

      clean your screen up properly, girl!!

       

      missed a spot

      right

       

      there!

       

                        -------------------------------------------------> 

       

       

      לשון

        9/7/07 23:15:

       

      Quote: automated alice 2007-07-09 23:13:51

      careful what you wish for...

      mwahahahaha

      mwahahahaha made me spit out my food in laughter....

      I trust your good judgement.....hehe

        9/7/07 23:13:

      careful what you wish for...

      mwahahahaha

        9/7/07 23:09:

       

      Quote: באבא קסם 2007-07-09 23:05:32

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 22:31:00

       

      Quote: באבא קסם 2007-07-09 22:22:18

      You mean the guy I killed last night wasn't the right one ?

       

      hehe

      I told you wait for the sign.

      fucking men.....

      what did you do with the body?

       

       

      I took his dick and replaced it with mine, since it was so awsome.

      The rest I gave my dog to eat. He is dead now too

       

      dont misunderstand me when I say this I meant it with love

      your one sick fuck!

       

      don't ever change

        9/7/07 23:05:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 22:31:00

       

      Quote: באבא קסם 2007-07-09 22:22:18

      You mean the guy I killed last night wasn't the right one ?

       

      hehe

      I told you wait for the sign.

      fucking men.....

      what did you do with the body?

       

       

      I took his dick and replaced it with mine, since it was so awsome.

      The rest I gave my dog to eat. He is dead now too

        9/7/07 23:04:

       

      Quote: אייל ע. 2007-07-09 22:58:12

      I just lost you... I'm confused. It doesn't make any sense...

      You should get a fresh start. Here are some suggestions:

      Dye your hair,

      Change your middle name,

      Adapt an American accent...

      Start to wear men's cloth..

       

      I'm not sure I'm helping here, Sorry...

       

      fabulous, what a great solution.

      I am so on it, blond, male and free from my recent bad experience....

      change sex and name katan alii...

      thanks

        9/7/07 22:58:

      I just lost you... I'm confused. It doesn't make any sense...

      You should get a fresh start. Here are some suggestions:

      Dye your hair,

      Change your middle name,

      Adapt an American accent...

      Start to wear men's cloth..

       

      I'm not sure I'm helping here, Sorry...

        9/7/07 22:31:

       

      Quote: באבא קסם 2007-07-09 22:22:18

      You mean the guy I killed last night wasn't the right one ?

       

      hehe

      I told you wait for the sign.

      fucking men.....

      what did you do with the body?

       

        9/7/07 22:30:

       

      Quote: nookie 2007-07-09 22:21:27

      מעכשיו, את בקשותייך ההגיוניות, במקרה הזה, תבקשי מאשה ולא מגבר

       מה שמבטיח את מילוי כל בקשותייך, כמה שיותר מהר וכמובן, על הצד הטוב ביותר

      Don't send a man to do a woman's job

      I will be smsing you his exact location and work schedule....

        9/7/07 22:22:
      You mean the guy I killed last night wasn't the right one ?
        9/7/07 22:21:

      מעכשיו, את בקשותייך ההגיוניות, במקרה הזה, תבקשי מאשה ולא מגבר

       מה שמבטיח את מילוי כל בקשותייך, כמה שיותר מהר וכמובן, על הצד הטוב ביותר

        9/7/07 22:13:

      Nimrodl brilliant!

      I am waiting.....

        9/7/07 22:13:

       

      just wait a little longer

       

       

        9/7/07 22:08:

       

      Quote: qanunji 2007-07-09 22:03:46

      ok, leave them on the streat. wait 5 minutes. and you'll see i took them.

      hehe

        9/7/07 22:03:
      ok, leave them on the streat. wait 5 minutes. and you'll see i took them.
        9/7/07 22:01:

       

      Quote: qanunji 2007-07-09 21:59:28

      you should ask for doing something good for you, not bad for him!

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 21:52:51

       

      Quote: qanunji 2007-07-09 21:18:20

      sorry, you are not worth it...

      can we settle on something else?

       

      drugs? not to take to plant on him.

       

       

      take away my computer.....and my phone so I dont do any more damage

        9/7/07 21:59:

      you should ask for doing something good for you, not bad for him!

      צטט: artgirl 2007-07-09 21:52:51

       

      Quote: qanunji 2007-07-09 21:18:20

      sorry, you are not worth it...

      can we settle on something else?

       

      drugs? not to take to plant on him.

       

        9/7/07 21:52:

       

      Quote: qanunji 2007-07-09 21:18:20

      sorry, you are not worth it...

      can we settle on something else?

       

      drugs? not to take to plant on him.

        9/7/07 21:52:

       

      Quote: cookie-kat 2007-07-09 21:16:22

      gadol

      *

      sorry no stars....

      glad you found it funny that's enough

        9/7/07 21:18:

      sorry, you are not worth it...

      can we settle on something else?

        9/7/07 21:16:

      gadol

      *

      sorry no stars....

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