Picture the scene: Really nice looking guy (type: guy in trainspotting) Pretty girl (let’s say me) Bar, drink, music 1am. 1-2 am – talking with a bit of flirting 2.15 – kissing (not my fault he started it) 2.30 – bill 2.45 – walking girl home 3am – saying goodnight (guy failing to convince girl to let him up) 3.15am – sms from guy (had a great night) 3.20am – girl goes to sleep missing ex-boyfriend. How long will my dating life feel like eating cardboard? When my ex left he should have taken me with him at least then I would have had more fun……hehe
(now don’t get all sad for me again, this too will pass). |
:)))
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honey,
firstly thank you
secondly, it's a great line, in fact the whole reason for writing the post...
thirdly, it is in a book, feminist literature from the 80's.
I am not that good.
lol
you said not to feel bad for you and I agree
I won't when the time is right you will forget him
but the line-when my ex left he should have taken me with him...
is so good!!!!
one of those lines you need to put in a book or a movie
if I have a star you are getting one
deep. by the way hebrew is reallym hard to read but english in hebrew soooooooooooooooooooo hard....why do you do it to me? why?
I have highlighted my favorite bits....
I know I tell you this everyday but your a god! your a stud and most importantly your so clever......
kisses....
The Cardboard flavoured male Earthbound human is the native to the middle eastern city of Tel-Aviv, he is considered a delicacy by The Worm People of tanthos 4.
In our broadcast tonight, we will watch the tasting ritual, of the cardboard flavoured earthbound human.
1-2am
The female and the male are courting each other by performing a random series of gestures. the Female approves of the male, but she is not yet ready to sample his cardboardy flavor. The male breathes from a wad of burning herbs, in attempts to enrich the natural cardboardy taste while attempting to charm the female into tasting him.
2:15
The male has successed in his courting of the female, and now the female is performing the tasting ritual. She seems pleased, he has a very distinct cardboard flavour.
2:30
The male and female address the beverage carrying female, announcing that they are to leave the sacred mating hall. the beverage female nods and present them with a piece of processed wood. They add to the pile some other pieces of processed wood of their own, and some metal tokens. the Ritual is complete.
3am
The male escorts the female to her dwelling, he attempts to convice the female to allow him to visit her sacred dwelling. the female refuses but once again performs the tasting ritual to be certain.
She enters her dwelling alone, to be greeted by a four legged mamal native to the land.
3:30
The female goes to sleep, however she is not entirely pleased with the cardboardy flavour of this specific male, for the previous one tasted better on her opinion, she falls asleep.
3:40
The human hunting vessel picks up the male, he may not be as cardboardy as the female required, but with due attention, he will be served in all his cardboardy glory at one of the royal resteraunts of tanthos 4.
This ends our programming.
what do you reccomend I do for 6 months, not go out with anyone?
yalla yalla - you just broke up... wait six months, if you're still thinking about him when you go out on dates, THEN start worrying.
:)
yes well only an aquarious would leave me cold....
but not you dear you switch me on with your smile....
so onther woman who likes ewan mcgregor obviously....hehe
I am trying really, can I help it if he is leaving me cold....
ok off to hear song
?what can i say
...aquarous me
take a star
Listen to the song again
Akuna matata - ככה כותבים את החרא הזה?!
hehe fabulous.....
but what has it got to do with the lion king? a story about a little lion cub that losses his father....
I'll give you the same advice I got when my ex dumpt me
"put your past in your behind"
(Lion king)
to his credit he's also taller then Ewan Mcgregor....
but I just didn't feel anything....................
but I am working on it....
Come on, get over him.
Create contact with the new one, especially if he really does look like Ian Mc'Gregor