The Cardboard flavoured male Earthbound human is the native to the middle eastern city of Tel-Aviv, he is considered a delicacy by The Worm People of tanthos 4.
In our broadcast tonight, we will watch the tasting ritual, of the cardboard flavoured earthbound human.
1-2am The female and the male are courting each other by performing a random series of gestures. the Female approves of the male, but she is not yet ready to sample his cardboardy flavor. The male breathes from a wad of burning herbs, in attempts to enrich the natural cardboardy taste while attempting to charm the female into tasting him.
2:15 The male has successed in his courting of the female, and now the female is performing the tasting ritual. She seems pleased, he has a very distinct cardboard flavour.
2:30 The male and female address the beverage carrying female, announcing that they are to leave the sacred mating hall. the beverage female nods and present them with a piece of processed wood. They add to the pile some other pieces of processed wood of their own, and some metal tokens. the Ritual is complete.
3am The male escorts the female to her dwelling, he attempts to convice the female to allow him to visit her sacred dwelling. the female refuses but once again performs the tasting ritual to be certain. She enters her dwelling alone, to be greeted by a four legged mamal native to the land.
3:30 The female goes to sleep, however she is not entirely pleased with the cardboardy flavour of this specific male, for the previous one tasted better on her opinion, she falls asleep.
3:40 The human hunting vessel picks up the male, he may not be as cardboardy as the female required, but with due attention, he will be served in all his cardboardy glory at one of the royal resteraunts of tanthos 4. This ends our programming |