My plan for Yom Ahava was to;

Eat 15 chocolate bars

Ignore everything romantic

Complain about being single

Buy new shoes

Send flowers to my best friend

Watch action movies

Cry on the phone to my dad, till he buys me something.

Bore my single male friends with my problems

Write an anti-love post

Listen to Joni Mitchell

Go out with someone shallow but goodlooking

And generally be miserable…….

Unfortunately 15minutes ago (it's now 11.45pm) I was told it was today and not this coming Thursday (as I thought)....opps.....

It seems I have missed it.

Yippeeeeeeeeee! This was the best Yom Ahava ever.