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    Things I don’t need to know before I die

    Things I don’t need to know before I die

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    23 תגובות   יום רביעי, 1/8/07, 13:10

    Here’s my list of things I don’t need to know before I die (as opposed to all those things to do before you turn 30, die or get married posts)

    - How to seduce a woman (why? they have breasts)

    - Politics (all of it, don’t do it, don’t want to hear about it)

    - Maths (anything beyond what a calculator can’t do I don’t need)

    - Where Afula is (and my reason for going would be..............)

    - What my ex-boyfriends did with their lives after we broke up

    - How to get a job in a law office

    - How cheap it is to rent in Ramat Gan (never going to live there, so why bother)

    - How to speak Chinese /Korean / Swedish (English and Spanish and your sorted)

    - How to invest money (I am never going to have money, so we’ll skip that one)

    - How to dance tango (who the fuck will ever dance with me tango?)

    - The real names of the actors in Dallas / Star Trek / or Seinfeld.

    - How to wear high heels (women, we look just as cute in flat shoes, they'll sleep with us even if we're barefoot, so why suffer?)

    - How to make bread (they sell it in shops I heard)

    - How to be reasonable (there are 10000 people that do it better then me)

    - Swim the channel / run a marathon / climb Mount Everest (it’s dirty, outside and I am an artist)

     

    Are there things you know you are not going to do?

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        2/8/07 09:08:

       

      Quote: hagaij 2007-08-02 08:26:43

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-01 20:44:50

       

      Quote: hagaij 2007-08-01 18:40:15

      I wondered with what to begin with...

      Star Trek would've been the obvious choice

      So I went with the bread

       

      bork bork bork!

       

      No!!!!!

      Now I know how to make bread.....

      I would have prefered the real names of all the star trek guys

       

      Ask and you shall recieve:

      (And once again see what a huge trek nerd I am) 

      William Shatner as Captain James T Kirk 

      Leonard Nimoy as Mr. Spock

      Deforest Kelley as Dr. McCoy

      James Doohan as Scotty

      Walter Koneig as Mr. Chekov

      George Takie as Mr. Sulu

      Nichelle Nichols as Lt. Uhura

      With Majel Barret as Nurse Chapel 

      And Grace Lee Whitney as Yeoman Janice Rand.

       

      Want the Next Generation? Of course you do

      Patrick Steward as Captain Jean Luc Picard

      Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr Riker

      Brent Spiner as Lt.Cmdr Data

      Levar Burton as Lt.Cmdr Geordie LaForge

      Michale Dorn as Lt. Worf

       Marina Sirtis as Counselor Troi

      Gates McFadden as Dr. Crusher

      and Will Wheaton as Wesley Crusher 

       

      Two more off the list

       

       

      shit now I can make bread and I have nerd information in my head

        2/8/07 09:07:

       

      Quote: עותי 2007-08-02 00:40:05

      I'll take yours they work great for me

      x

      well if they suit you we can share indeed.....sweety

        2/8/07 08:26:

       

      צטט: artgirl 2007-08-01 20:44:50

       

      Quote: hagaij 2007-08-01 18:40:15

      I wondered with what to begin with...

      Star Trek would've been the obvious choice

      So I went with the bread

       

      bork bork bork!

       

      No!!!!!

      Now I know how to make bread.....

      I would have prefered the real names of all the star trek guys

       

      Ask and you shall recieve:

      (And once again see what a huge trek nerd I am) 

      William Shatner as Captain James T Kirk 

      Leonard Nimoy as Mr. Spock

      Deforest Kelley as Dr. McCoy

      James Doohan as Scotty

      Walter Koneig as Mr. Chekov

      George Takie as Mr. Sulu

      Nichelle Nichols as Lt. Uhura

      With Majel Barret as Nurse Chapel 

      And Grace Lee Whitney as Yeoman Janice Rand.

       

      Want the Next Generation? Of course you do

      Patrick Steward as Captain Jean Luc Picard

      Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr Riker

      Brent Spiner as Lt.Cmdr Data

      Levar Burton as Lt.Cmdr Geordie LaForge

      Michale Dorn as Lt. Worf

       Marina Sirtis as Counselor Troi

      Gates McFadden as Dr. Crusher

      and Will Wheaton as Wesley Crusher 

       

      Two more off the list

       

        2/8/07 00:40:

      I'll take yours they work great for me

      x

        1/8/07 23:42:

       

      Quote: ilan.peer 2007-08-01 23:15:20

      i'll never get married

      i'll never die before my death

      i'll never skip paying taxes 

      excellant ideas.......hope u succeed

        1/8/07 23:15:

      i'll never get married

      i'll never die before my death

      i'll never skip paying taxes 

        1/8/07 20:47:

       

      Quote: artgirl 2007-08-01 20:46:52

       

      Quote: soulcat 2007-08-01 19:44:16

      את כזו ארטגירל

      שזה מדהים ומקסים אותי בכל פעם מחדש

      (נמרוד, יש שקית במגירה, אתה יכול להשתמש בה).

      מסכימה איתך לחלוטין, רק שאני נורא רוצה ללמוד טנגו

      כי אני רוצה בחור לרקוד איתו..

       

       

      I would love to learn TANGO but unfortunatly I don't believe there are men out there learning tango too.....

      maybe I'll comprimise with salsa....

       

      thank you dear......always good to hear I am so artgirl.....

      kisses and you keep being being you....just the way I like you

        1/8/07 20:44:

       

      Quote: hagaij 2007-08-01 18:40:15

      I wondered with what to begin with...

      Star Trek would've been the obvious choice

      So I went with the bread

       

      bork bork bork! 

       

      No!!!!!

      Now I know how to make bread.....

      I would have prefered the real names of all the star trek guys

        1/8/07 19:44:

      את כזו ארטגירל

      שזה מדהים ומקסים אותי בכל פעם מחדש

      (נמרוד, יש שקית במגירה, אתה יכול להשתמש בה).

      מסכימה איתך לחלוטין, רק שאני נורא רוצה ללמוד טנגו

      כי אני רוצה בחור לרקוד איתו..

        1/8/07 18:40:

      I wondered with what to begin with...

      Star Trek would've been the obvious choice

      So I went with the bread

       

      bork bork bork! 

       

        1/8/07 14:09:

       

      Quote: artgirl 2007-08-01 14:07:32

       

      Quote: ה מ ו ז ה 2007-08-01 14:06:12

      ok well

      i guess it sounded sad to me

       

      have a gr8 day

       

      I am rarley sad but I do have a British sense of humour which often quite dark......

      it's ok no harm done

        1/8/07 14:06:

      ok well

      i guess it sounded sad to me

       

      have a gr8 day

        1/8/07 13:36:

       

      Quote: ה מ ו ז ה 2007-08-01 13:32:44

      This is all a bit pessimistic i'd say

      there are alot of other things to do b4 u die.

      and they are fun as well

      i dont mind thinking about death

        because at the end we will die!  and it's not something we can prevent from happening, all we can do is be as happy as we can while we are still here

      but i really see my future so much brighter then u

      i would love to go to australia b4 i die..

      to see my children grow to be gr8 people

      to do something  significant with my life

      maybe to move back and live in the united states (not so sure about that but who knows)

      alot ot things i would like to do and i beleive that i can do anything  as u should too

      u should be a bit more optimistic and life will get better

      i hope u have a gr8 life and not have to think or write about those things until its time

      have a gr8 day:-)

       

      I don't think you understood my post. I didn't say there weren't new things for me to learn...I was just saying things I definantly know I won't need.....

      it wasn't pessimistic at all.....

      it was meant to be humourous...

      and a contrast to all the 'I want....' posts...

      but nevermind....

      maybe next time.....

      have a good day too.

        1/8/07 13:33:

       

      Quote: תמי ר 2007-08-01 13:31:31

      Brillinat !!

      I would add these items:

       Wouldn't bother to know names of trees, flowers and botanic staff whatever it is

      Totally indeferent about James Bond's actors, who followed whom and why

      Have nothing to do with Sports whateve it is: Olympic Games, foolball or basketball

      I think lots of people, especially men find me very dull and boring now...

      What can i do?

      That's me

       

      Oh my god how could I forget that one! It's the best one!

      you found one man who loves you just the way you are....

      so you can stop learning right now, and just stick with the stuff you love and know....

        1/8/07 13:32:

      This is all a bit pessimistic i'd say

      there are alot of other things to do b4 u die.

      and they are fun as well

      i dont mind thinking about death

        because at the end we will die!  and it's not something we can prevent from happening, all we can do is be as happy as we can while we are still here

      but i really see my future so much brighter then u

      i would love to go to australia b4 i die..

      to see my children grow to be gr8 people

      to do something  significant with my life

      maybe to move back and live in the united states (not so sure about that but who knows)

      alot ot things i would like to do and i beleive that i can do anything  as u should too

      u should be a bit more optimistic and life will get better

      i hope u have a gr8 life and not have to think or write about those things until its time

      have a gr8 day:-)

        1/8/07 13:31:

      Brillinat !!

      I would add these items:

       Wouldn't bother to know names of trees, flowers and botanic staff whatever it is

      Totally indeferent about James Bond's actors, who followed whom and why

      Have nothing to do with Sports whateve it is: Olympic Games, foolball or basketball

      I think lots of people, especially men find me very dull and boring now...

      What can i do?

      That's me

        1/8/07 13:27:

       

      Quote: מירונה 2007-08-01 13:24:22

       

      How to dance tango (who the fuck will ever dance with me tango

      wait till you wed dear - you'll learn

       

      oh well maybe that's something I will also never do...but we'll have to wait and see....maybe I can find some rich, Italian mountain climber and make him marry me, and we'll tango into old age....

       

        1/8/07 13:24:

       

      How to dance tango (who the fuck will ever dance with me tango

      wait till you wed dear - you'll learn

        1/8/07 13:18:

       

      Quote: פוקסי 2007-08-01 13:15:23

      there are a few but they are so depressing so lets quit it

      if don't need to know something it's good news...it might even be funny. but I doubt it can be depressing.....come on....

        1/8/07 13:15:

      there are a few but they are so depressing so lets quit it

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